The Gil-Monster And Lamb Kept Time
@thegilmonster.bsky.social
Pipe cleaner HORROR! www.fiendweavers.com
Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChenilleMacabre
Customs: DM me
#AMPUTHEATRE The World's Goriest Board Game!
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#pipecleanerart #darkart
He/him
🚫AI
🚫MAGA
@miserelovesco.bsky.social's hubby
Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChenilleMacabre
Customs: DM me
#AMPUTHEATRE The World's Goriest Board Game!
www.patreon.com/amputheatre
#pipecleanerart #darkart
He/him
🚫AI
🚫MAGA
@miserelovesco.bsky.social's hubby
Maybe I'm being a prude, but- no I'm not. MARTYRS, A SERBIAN FILM, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, and RED ROOMS are all harder watches than anything Art is in (the last film has no blood in it whatsoever) and all bear genuine messages to their mayhem. TERRIFIER is brutality for brutailty's sake. Ho-hum.
6/6
6/6
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Maybe I'm being a prude, but- no I'm not. MARTYRS, A SERBIAN FILM, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, and RED ROOMS are all harder watches than anything Art is in (the last film has no blood in it whatsoever) and all bear genuine messages to their mayhem. TERRIFIER is brutality for brutailty's sake. Ho-hum.
6/6
6/6
A rare pan of TERRIFIER 3 (68%...!) appeared in DECIDER. The critic asked "What is the point of this?"
The point of these films is to show them to people who've yet to see them so you can groove to their reactions There's the fun. That's all they offer. Watch the film, throw up, pass it along.
5/?
The point of these films is to show them to people who've yet to see them so you can groove to their reactions There's the fun. That's all they offer. Watch the film, throw up, pass it along.
5/?
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A rare pan of TERRIFIER 3 (68%...!) appeared in DECIDER. The critic asked "What is the point of this?"
The point of these films is to show them to people who've yet to see them so you can groove to their reactions There's the fun. That's all they offer. Watch the film, throw up, pass it along.
5/?
The point of these films is to show them to people who've yet to see them so you can groove to their reactions There's the fun. That's all they offer. Watch the film, throw up, pass it along.
5/?
So Art brutally kills more people on his way to kill the recovering Sienna
One of Art's victims is a true crime enthusiast. Do you know what a true crime entbusiast is? It's a person who defensive edgelords will point at and condemn before ever admitting their own work miiiight be problematic.
4/?
One of Art's victims is a true crime enthusiast. Do you know what a true crime entbusiast is? It's a person who defensive edgelords will point at and condemn before ever admitting their own work miiiight be problematic.
4/?
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So Art brutally kills more people on his way to kill the recovering Sienna
One of Art's victims is a true crime enthusiast. Do you know what a true crime entbusiast is? It's a person who defensive edgelords will point at and condemn before ever admitting their own work miiiight be problematic.
4/?
One of Art's victims is a true crime enthusiast. Do you know what a true crime entbusiast is? It's a person who defensive edgelords will point at and condemn before ever admitting their own work miiiight be problematic.
4/?
I DON'T LIKE HIS FILMS, OKAY
I know Damien Leone's DAMIEN LEONE'S TERRIFIER movies by Damien Leone have their fans and T3 has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes but they're longer than lines at Six Flags, the extreme gore never gels with the goofy humor, and HOLD UP: this has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes!?
3/?
I know Damien Leone's DAMIEN LEONE'S TERRIFIER movies by Damien Leone have their fans and T3 has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes but they're longer than lines at Six Flags, the extreme gore never gels with the goofy humor, and HOLD UP: this has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes!?
3/?
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I DON'T LIKE HIS FILMS, OKAY
I know Damien Leone's DAMIEN LEONE'S TERRIFIER movies by Damien Leone have their fans and T3 has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes but they're longer than lines at Six Flags, the extreme gore never gels with the goofy humor, and HOLD UP: this has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes!?
3/?
I know Damien Leone's DAMIEN LEONE'S TERRIFIER movies by Damien Leone have their fans and T3 has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes but they're longer than lines at Six Flags, the extreme gore never gels with the goofy humor, and HOLD UP: this has a 68% on Rotten Tomatoes!?
3/?
Now before any of you drag to the UNFOLLOW tab, I'll post what I've always posted: Art The Clown is an BRILLIANT design. He's an exemplar of minimal design and ingenious character portrayed to eerie silent perfection by David Howard Thornton. I even like that Art uses guns in his kills.
BUT...
2/?
BUT...
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December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Now before any of you drag to the UNFOLLOW tab, I'll post what I've always posted: Art The Clown is an BRILLIANT design. He's an exemplar of minimal design and ingenious character portrayed to eerie silent perfection by David Howard Thornton. I even like that Art uses guns in his kills.
BUT...
2/?
BUT...
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Expecting a negative reaction ("If Allie is still alive, I'm going to scream" she said- and did- last movie), I told @miserelovesco.bsky.social I wanted to watch TERRIFIER 3, since it's an Xmas movie. I was surprised when she replied "We can watch TERRIFIER 3!" That was a warning. I ignored it.
1/?
1/?
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Expecting a negative reaction ("If Allie is still alive, I'm going to scream" she said- and did- last movie), I told @miserelovesco.bsky.social I wanted to watch TERRIFIER 3, since it's an Xmas movie. I was surprised when she replied "We can watch TERRIFIER 3!" That was a warning. I ignored it.
1/?
1/?
Congratulations on 2500! Thanks to @juicebars.bsky.social for the tag!
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I build, and later paint, established characters, custom orders (DM me) and my own original horrors- such as for my splatter horror TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I build, and later paint, established characters, custom orders (DM me) and my own original horrors- such as for my splatter horror TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Congratulations on 2500! Thanks to @juicebars.bsky.social for the tag!
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I build, and later paint, established characters, custom orders (DM me) and my own original horrors- such as for my splatter horror TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I build, and later paint, established characters, custom orders (DM me) and my own original horrors- such as for my splatter horror TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
🎶 Last Christmas,
Our kids spread their arms
And ran into the night
And vanished from sight.
This year
They might reappear
If we give our hair to Gladys...🎶
Our kids spread their arms
And ran into the night
And vanished from sight.
This year
They might reappear
If we give our hair to Gladys...🎶
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
🎶 Last Christmas,
Our kids spread their arms
And ran into the night
And vanished from sight.
This year
They might reappear
If we give our hair to Gladys...🎶
Our kids spread their arms
And ran into the night
And vanished from sight.
This year
They might reappear
If we give our hair to Gladys...🎶
It's that time of year again when @miserelovesco.bsky.social and I plumb the depths of these awful holiday movies. Feel free to play along with us!
![The Gil-Monster presents: "Hallmark Christmas Romance BINGO"
B: A person or place who makes “the best hot chocolate”, A character says “It’s not Christmas without [noun]!”, Four Xmas trees in the same shot (in any location other than a Xmas tree lot), Female lead still lives with parent or parents, Christmas cookie baking sequence/competition
I: Female and male leads were former high school sweethearts, Immaculately groomed Hollywood face stubble on male lead, Big career opportunity that means leaving town before Christmas Eve, A date at a Christmas tree lot, A parent who passed away at a previous Christmas
N: Child obviously in their teens who still stans for Santa Claus, Santa Claus arrives to adult applause (whether Real Santa or an impersonator), FREE SQUARE: With spits in the eyes of chemistry, our two mains kiss, A character objects with “You can never have TOO much [Xmas thing]”, “I can explain!”
G: Cock block after our leads both realize they stand under mistletoe, One of the leads has never done a staple winter/Christmas tradition, No literary conflict in the story whatsoever, A person or place who makes “the best gingerbread”, A POC whose raison d’etre is the female lead finally bagging herself a man
O: Christmas tree decorating sequence, Ugly Christmas sweater competition/party, One of the leads sits on Santa’s lap to tell him what they want, Male lead is a prince from a fictional but otherwise very British country, Lacey Chabert](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3fftzbwhkxump7w6whyjiurq/bafkreifhzv5cvzd26zp3ychem4dlgrsv5jhuyu7bmn2ygox4pcr3arlrwy@jpeg)
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's that time of year again when @miserelovesco.bsky.social and I plumb the depths of these awful holiday movies. Feel free to play along with us!
TRASH PANDA (Chenille Macabre)
Pipe cleaner figure
A birthday gift for @puccoonraccoon.bsky.social
Includes paint, chain, twine, and a garbage bag mawashi. Its head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high at the shoulder.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #raccoon #horror
Pipe cleaner figure
A birthday gift for @puccoonraccoon.bsky.social
Includes paint, chain, twine, and a garbage bag mawashi. Its head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high at the shoulder.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #raccoon #horror
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
TRASH PANDA (Chenille Macabre)
Pipe cleaner figure
A birthday gift for @puccoonraccoon.bsky.social
Includes paint, chain, twine, and a garbage bag mawashi. Its head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high at the shoulder.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #raccoon #horror
Pipe cleaner figure
A birthday gift for @puccoonraccoon.bsky.social
Includes paint, chain, twine, and a garbage bag mawashi. Its head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high at the shoulder.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #raccoon #horror
MAN-BAT (DC Comics)
Pipe cleaner figure
Inspired by a Bsky discussion with @joshadams.bsky.social!
Includes felt, paint, denim, and fabric. His head and wings come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high with a 12" (30.48 cm) wingspan.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #dccomics
Pipe cleaner figure
Inspired by a Bsky discussion with @joshadams.bsky.social!
Includes felt, paint, denim, and fabric. His head and wings come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high with a 12" (30.48 cm) wingspan.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #dccomics
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
MAN-BAT (DC Comics)
Pipe cleaner figure
Inspired by a Bsky discussion with @joshadams.bsky.social!
Includes felt, paint, denim, and fabric. His head and wings come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high with a 12" (30.48 cm) wingspan.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #dccomics
Pipe cleaner figure
Inspired by a Bsky discussion with @joshadams.bsky.social!
Includes felt, paint, denim, and fabric. His head and wings come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high with a 12" (30.48 cm) wingspan.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #dccomics
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Will NONE of you statues come and pull all these bee stingers out of my penis...?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Will NONE of you statues come and pull all these bee stingers out of my penis...?"
Cry more. Fuck your hashtags and cry more.
![ROWAN: The unfortunate, expected majority of reactions on this, though.
Extremes. No nuances.
[some crappy hashtags]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3fftzbwhkxump7w6whyjiurq/bafkreih3e4cwp32zsdx7uidkflyqpzk62womkjajxwq3bofyvftsji4vwy@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cry more. Fuck your hashtags and cry more.
...I don't think you do.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
...I don't think you do.
I liked the faster-paced BERMUDA TRIANGLE a lot more than Activision's better-known SEAQUEST back in the day.
Your submarine must scoop up Atlantean treasures from the ocean floor and take them through sharks, squids, and mines to a research vessel (not the pirates!) on the surface. It's fun!
5/5
Your submarine must scoop up Atlantean treasures from the ocean floor and take them through sharks, squids, and mines to a research vessel (not the pirates!) on the surface. It's fun!
5/5
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I liked the faster-paced BERMUDA TRIANGLE a lot more than Activision's better-known SEAQUEST back in the day.
Your submarine must scoop up Atlantean treasures from the ocean floor and take them through sharks, squids, and mines to a research vessel (not the pirates!) on the surface. It's fun!
5/5
Your submarine must scoop up Atlantean treasures from the ocean floor and take them through sharks, squids, and mines to a research vessel (not the pirates!) on the surface. It's fun!
5/5
Once you move the convict into the walls on purpose to boot up MS. PAC MAN, you get the "Game Over" screen of SQUEEZE BOX which is Satan laughing at you as he dances in flames.
Someone out there in the fog of the 1980's received a physical copy of this game. For Christmas. Instead of PITFALL.
4/?
Someone out there in the fog of the 1980's received a physical copy of this game. For Christmas. Instead of PITFALL.
4/?
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Once you move the convict into the walls on purpose to boot up MS. PAC MAN, you get the "Game Over" screen of SQUEEZE BOX which is Satan laughing at you as he dances in flames.
Someone out there in the fog of the 1980's received a physical copy of this game. For Christmas. Instead of PITFALL.
4/?
Someone out there in the fog of the 1980's received a physical copy of this game. For Christmas. Instead of PITFALL.
4/?
Meanwhile SQUEEZE BOX is a BREAKOUT clone where you control a convict trying to shoot his way through encroaching walls that kill on contact. If this doesn't sound fun to you, take heart! You are sane.
Your one-ton pistol shoots unlimited ammo in six directions. It takes a year to aim.
3/?
Your one-ton pistol shoots unlimited ammo in six directions. It takes a year to aim.
3/?
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Meanwhile SQUEEZE BOX is a BREAKOUT clone where you control a convict trying to shoot his way through encroaching walls that kill on contact. If this doesn't sound fun to you, take heart! You are sane.
Your one-ton pistol shoots unlimited ammo in six directions. It takes a year to aim.
3/?
Your one-ton pistol shoots unlimited ammo in six directions. It takes a year to aim.
3/?
The sounds are awful and your character has no run animation, but this isn't a bad BERZERK clone. Ducking fire and avoiding the monster while timing your shots through the closing murder holes is pretty challenging- especially since the assholes shoot into the room whether they see you or not.
2/?
2/?
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The sounds are awful and your character has no run animation, but this isn't a bad BERZERK clone. Ducking fire and avoiding the monster while timing your shots through the closing murder holes is pretty challenging- especially since the assholes shoot into the room whether they see you or not.
2/?
2/?
Played some obscure Atari 2600 games today...
In ROOM OF DOOM, you are locked in the den of an indestructible monster by assholes. Since the monster doesn't kill you fast enough, the assholes shoot at you. Shoot all the assholes through opening/closing murder holes to reach the next room.
1/?
In ROOM OF DOOM, you are locked in the den of an indestructible monster by assholes. Since the monster doesn't kill you fast enough, the assholes shoot at you. Shoot all the assholes through opening/closing murder holes to reach the next room.
1/?
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Played some obscure Atari 2600 games today...
In ROOM OF DOOM, you are locked in the den of an indestructible monster by assholes. Since the monster doesn't kill you fast enough, the assholes shoot at you. Shoot all the assholes through opening/closing murder holes to reach the next room.
1/?
In ROOM OF DOOM, you are locked in the den of an indestructible monster by assholes. Since the monster doesn't kill you fast enough, the assholes shoot at you. Shoot all the assholes through opening/closing murder holes to reach the next room.
1/?
They live on here in this classic Seanbaby ad back when CRACKED was good.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They live on here in this classic Seanbaby ad back when CRACKED was good.
Congrats on 1000 followers! Thanks to @lddarts.bsky.social for tagging me!
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I twist up and paint figures of established characters, custom work (DM me) and OC's- some of whom fight in my splatter fighting TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I twist up and paint figures of established characters, custom work (DM me) and OC's- some of whom fight in my splatter fighting TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Congrats on 1000 followers! Thanks to @lddarts.bsky.social for tagging me!
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I twist up and paint figures of established characters, custom work (DM me) and OC's- some of whom fight in my splatter fighting TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
I'm The Gil-Monster, pipe cleaner horror artist. I twist up and paint figures of established characters, custom work (DM me) and OC's- some of whom fight in my splatter fighting TTG #AMPUTHEATRE!
#darkart #pipecleanerart
I never tire of conservatives getting publicly humiliated by mirrors...
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I never tire of conservatives getting publicly humiliated by mirrors...
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you.
Sold this Roper at a past Living Dead Weekend.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #horror
Sold this Roper at a past Living Dead Weekend.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #horror
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you.
Sold this Roper at a past Living Dead Weekend.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #horror
Sold this Roper at a past Living Dead Weekend.
#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #horror
Outside of Q*BERT's pyramid of cubes are flying disks Q*Bert can use to escape to the top and trick the snake Coily into leaping off after him
In the Atari 2600 version, Coily- if too near the top- will just sit at the summit so the disk drops the dumb orange dope into his coils, cheap motherfucker
In the Atari 2600 version, Coily- if too near the top- will just sit at the summit so the disk drops the dumb orange dope into his coils, cheap motherfucker
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Outside of Q*BERT's pyramid of cubes are flying disks Q*Bert can use to escape to the top and trick the snake Coily into leaping off after him
In the Atari 2600 version, Coily- if too near the top- will just sit at the summit so the disk drops the dumb orange dope into his coils, cheap motherfucker
In the Atari 2600 version, Coily- if too near the top- will just sit at the summit so the disk drops the dumb orange dope into his coils, cheap motherfucker