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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 4h

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 3h

Cole is perfect for the role but I am not watching the live action

Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 5h

Clang clang clang went Shiny! Ding ding ding went his taint! Dead dead dead went his enemies, from the moment his guiche got pierced!

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 6h

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 5h

Whose guiche will it connect to, ending their mortal coil?

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THE CITY @thecity.nyc · 5h

Our team will be out all day covering the election, and we want to hear from you. Are there problems or long lines at your polling place? Electioneering? A voting sticker shortage? Drop a line at [email protected].

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Green Ben Casserole @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 6h

You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 6h

Wow do we think piercing my dick pierced Dick Cheney’s heart and killed him

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 6h

Dick Cheney’s Dead new Pink Pony Club parody song

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 13h

Honestly it was not bad! The bleeding after is way more annoying

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 14h

Accidentally participating in No Nut November because I got my dick pierced today

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 14h

Unsurprising but still annoying, my dick hurts! Sleeping is going to be An Experience

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 14h

Hey

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 19h

See also: my thick ass potato leek soup

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 20h

It was very sweet

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you!

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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 21h

The thing is if you don’t deal with the complexities of the IDC and Cuomo’s seven (!!) years of support for it, you’re also dodging or ignoring facts. It is *the* story of most of Cuomo’s time in office, and how he was able to abuse state power to run the MTA into the ground, for example.

Brian Mann @brianmannadk.bsky.social · 22h

But pretending that Cuomo didn't play a key role in advancing big progressive policy ideas means dodging or ignoring facts. It also means not dealing with the complexities of politics and of human behavior. /End

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 21h

My dick: pierced! Thank you @corneliustreat.bsky.social for being my last hole for the next few months and for holding my hand during the appointment!