bastard man
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night or day sometime. I was miss shiny in the previous place
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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So our AUKUS partners are essentially in a military stand off with each other. What a superb agreement we have .
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump threatens 25% tariff on European allies until Denmark sells Greenland to US
President said 10% tariff on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland will begin on 1 February and increase to 25% on 1 June
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
So our AUKUS partners are essentially in a military stand off with each other. What a superb agreement we have .
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
today I yelled at an automated announcement at Waterloo station to
“shut the fuck up”
WE KNOW THAT ESCALATORS ARE MOVING MACHINERY.
“shut the fuck up”
WE KNOW THAT ESCALATORS ARE MOVING MACHINERY.
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
today I yelled at an automated announcement at Waterloo station to
“shut the fuck up”
WE KNOW THAT ESCALATORS ARE MOVING MACHINERY.
“shut the fuck up”
WE KNOW THAT ESCALATORS ARE MOVING MACHINERY.
I still think there is a market for health professionals to visit in your sleep.
I really want to go to the dentist, they could come by while I’m snoozing and take some spicy pics. let me know what we need to do next.
I really want to go to the dentist, they could come by while I’m snoozing and take some spicy pics. let me know what we need to do next.
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I still think there is a market for health professionals to visit in your sleep.
I really want to go to the dentist, they could come by while I’m snoozing and take some spicy pics. let me know what we need to do next.
I really want to go to the dentist, they could come by while I’m snoozing and take some spicy pics. let me know what we need to do next.
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Well, those boots were not made for walking
I’m going to make sausage rolls from the Bourke St Bakery recipe book. I know it’s going to be a challenge, but fk me, it will be worth it.
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I’m going to make sausage rolls from the Bourke St Bakery recipe book. I know it’s going to be a challenge, but fk me, it will be worth it.
why can’t I sleep at midnight? no idea
why can I barely keep my eyes open during a work day? no idea
can I have a helicopter to see whether it’s a circadian rhythm thing? sure! give me the keys!
why can I barely keep my eyes open during a work day? no idea
can I have a helicopter to see whether it’s a circadian rhythm thing? sure! give me the keys!
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
why can’t I sleep at midnight? no idea
why can I barely keep my eyes open during a work day? no idea
can I have a helicopter to see whether it’s a circadian rhythm thing? sure! give me the keys!
why can I barely keep my eyes open during a work day? no idea
can I have a helicopter to see whether it’s a circadian rhythm thing? sure! give me the keys!
gotta suck being Jonathan Ross right now.
or ever
or ever
January 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
gotta suck being Jonathan Ross right now.
or ever
or ever
watching the Grand Budapest Hotel makes me feel like I want to go on adventure
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
watching the Grand Budapest Hotel makes me feel like I want to go on adventure
uninstalling Adobe is like fighting black mould. a single spore will bring the whole damn thing back, but stronger
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
uninstalling Adobe is like fighting black mould. a single spore will bring the whole damn thing back, but stronger
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I met a rude escalator today
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I met a rude escalator today
Dear Italy,
Thank you for Panettone
Love, Me xxx
Thank you for Panettone
Love, Me xxx
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Dear Italy,
Thank you for Panettone
Love, Me xxx
Thank you for Panettone
Love, Me xxx
the downside of having so many favourite people around the world is you’re always missing some of them x
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
the downside of having so many favourite people around the world is you’re always missing some of them x
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New Japanese users! こんにちは! Welcome to Bluesky!
"Alf" (1986-1990) was a television show about a puppet space alien who wanted to eat cats.
"Hog" is a euphemism, or slang that (thread, 1/47)
"Alf" (1986-1990) was a television show about a puppet space alien who wanted to eat cats.
"Hog" is a euphemism, or slang that (thread, 1/47)
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
New Japanese users! こんにちは! Welcome to Bluesky!
"Alf" (1986-1990) was a television show about a puppet space alien who wanted to eat cats.
"Hog" is a euphemism, or slang that (thread, 1/47)
"Alf" (1986-1990) was a television show about a puppet space alien who wanted to eat cats.
"Hog" is a euphemism, or slang that (thread, 1/47)
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It was either this or cheeked-up Thomas the Tank Engine. Count your blessings.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
It was either this or cheeked-up Thomas the Tank Engine. Count your blessings.
I’ve been in germany for 2.5 weeks and now every partially heard word is 100% deutsch.
except for Kristin Scott Thomas for some reason. if it weren’t for her I’d have thought I’d lost my english skills
except for Kristin Scott Thomas for some reason. if it weren’t for her I’d have thought I’d lost my english skills
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I’ve been in germany for 2.5 weeks and now every partially heard word is 100% deutsch.
except for Kristin Scott Thomas for some reason. if it weren’t for her I’d have thought I’d lost my english skills
except for Kristin Scott Thomas for some reason. if it weren’t for her I’d have thought I’d lost my english skills
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.
🫡 to those on the list
🫡 to those on the list
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.
🫡 to those on the list
🫡 to those on the list
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The Australian govt should be telling the Israeli govt to fuck right off.
How dare they suggest this about Australians, including senators.
How dare they suggest this about Australians, including senators.
December 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The Australian govt should be telling the Israeli govt to fuck right off.
How dare they suggest this about Australians, including senators.
How dare they suggest this about Australians, including senators.
spending my last work hours clearing my jira backlog. as god intended.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
spending my last work hours clearing my jira backlog. as god intended.
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the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.