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Jeff Gum in the meat sphere - The Menace Among Us/IRWM/Wet Friends/Swarm!/More???? - generally awful poster he/him
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fuuuuuck how is paxU only 3 weeks away already
Special shout out to my lil next door neighbor though who showed up as Pirate Darth Vader dual-wielding a lightsaber and a cutlass; he rules I love him
Disappointingly large number of trick or treaters who aren't even bothering with a costume this year... the kids aren't alright!!!
set's been out for 12 hours and I'm already sick of this fucking chicken
as there's some bricks to maybe and my ma to run in house
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
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what if I told you that the stuff you've seen is just where the manga starts getting good
this manga has no right to be as good as it is being an officially licensed Magic: the Gathering product lol
Reading the new volume of Destroy All Humans and I love this little detail of the translator not understanding what a 4-3, 5-2, etc record meant, so they're localized as dates lol
it made sense to be hardline "NO, your deck is the colors of your commander ONLY" when it was a gimmicky side format, but now that commander is the primary way the majority of the community engages with the game, it should probably function as intended by the designers (2/2)
for a long time I was vehemently against changing how hybrid works in edh, but I think over time it's become a vestigial relic of a version of the format that no longer exists. (1/2)
for a long time I didn't understand the criticism of bksy because the haters' experience using it sounded so different from my own; eventually realized it's because I never use the discover tab. then I clicked over there and was immediately greeted by a photoset of a fursuiter with a poopy diaper
Two teenagers cracking March of the Machine packs in the LGS and I'm living overhearing them say shit like "Ulg... Ulgrotha? Is that how you say it?" and "what the fuck is a Kithkin?"
my Digimon Time Stranger delivery got delayed to tomorrow, turn to dust emoji dot gif
one of our mtg locals is a signee on that fuckass joe brennan petition, he open carries in the store so everyone knows he's "protecting his investment"

I assume everyone else on the list is on a similar level of dork
i'm a pig and i like slop
Killed Groal on my third attempt, might've been the most pain-free boss of the whole game lol
Me: Wow this Lorwyn previews are looking really good, it feels good to actually be excited for a Magic set again for once

Wizards: STAR TREK THE HOBBIT JAWS PLAYSTATION DWIGHT SCHRUTE FURBIES
I admire the fortitude of those who can remove themselves from social media entirely.

It's too late for me, unfortunately.
stopped posting a year ago but I still lurk because too many accounts that just refuse to leave because bsky is "boring" 🙄
if you're wondering how things are going over at the former bird site, just got served a promoted ad for ai porn of Becky from spy x family

you know

the kindergartener