Matthew 'Krakatoa' Smith
@teamsmithy.bsky.social
Queen of pig torture.
I like the Jackson 5 cover because young Michael sounds really stoked at his mum leaving his abusive father and taking the kids with them.
There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I like the Jackson 5 cover because young Michael sounds really stoked at his mum leaving his abusive father and taking the kids with them.
And we're three for three.
Currently at a five year old's birthday party and the kids are all chanting 6 7 from the bouncy castle.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
And we're three for three.
Not another Jon Nancy...
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Not another Jon Nancy...
I hear the backgrounds get really good in book 3.
Hey all! Just wanted to let you guys know that my upcoming book Legacy, written by Tom and Will Fickling, will be released in May 2026! Here's a first look at the cover!
(I am incredibly excited about it!)
(I am incredibly excited about it!)
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hear the backgrounds get really good in book 3.
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🎵Freeeeeee Goran Gligovic🎵
What the hell happened to my boy @gorangligovic.bsky.social????
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🎵Freeeeeee Goran Gligovic🎵
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
I called Mark Hamill a twink himbo earlier today and Twink Himbo is definitely a Star Wars character.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I called Mark Hamill a twink himbo earlier today and Twink Himbo is definitely a Star Wars character.
Oh christ...
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh christ...
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Jimmy Cliff's fucking brilliant cover of a legendary track that once started out as a homage to Cliff's performance in The Harder They Come, classy
Guns Of Brixton By Jimmy Cliff
YouTube video by Paranoid Philosopher
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Jimmy Cliff's fucking brilliant cover of a legendary track that once started out as a homage to Cliff's performance in The Harder They Come, classy
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The Running Man: I liked it! Michael Cera threw himself through drywall.
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Running Man: I liked it! Michael Cera threw himself through drywall.
Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
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If there is any Doctor Who news today, I hope it will be scheduled for 5:15pm and then get delayed by news of the American president being assassinated - After all, it's how it all started.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If there is any Doctor Who news today, I hope it will be scheduled for 5:15pm and then get delayed by news of the American president being assassinated - After all, it's how it all started.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
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I'm in this with lots of other very attractive people!
Sonic The Comic: Reillistrated
From issue 46 & 47: Enter the Cybernik (pts 2 & 3)
All credits and information can be found here (along with a load of extras!): stcr.nevira.net/stcr05.html
A huge thank you to all the contributors once again! ✨
#SonicTheComic #STC #STCReillustrated
(1/4)
From issue 46 & 47: Enter the Cybernik (pts 2 & 3)
All credits and information can be found here (along with a load of extras!): stcr.nevira.net/stcr05.html
A huge thank you to all the contributors once again! ✨
#SonicTheComic #STC #STCReillustrated
(1/4)
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm in this with lots of other very attractive people!
I'm in this with lots of other very attractive people!
Sonic The Comic: Reillistrated
From issue 46 & 47: Enter the Cybernik (pts 2 & 3)
All credits and information can be found here (along with a load of extras!): stcr.nevira.net/stcr05.html
A huge thank you to all the contributors once again! ✨
#SonicTheComic #STC #STCReillustrated
(1/4)
From issue 46 & 47: Enter the Cybernik (pts 2 & 3)
All credits and information can be found here (along with a load of extras!): stcr.nevira.net/stcr05.html
A huge thank you to all the contributors once again! ✨
#SonicTheComic #STC #STCReillustrated
(1/4)
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm in this with lots of other very attractive people!
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Watched the new Frankenstein. I think I may just fundamentally not get on with GDT's 'Gothic Romantacism'.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Watched the new Frankenstein. I think I may just fundamentally not get on with GDT's 'Gothic Romantacism'.
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If “this is the cheapest and most efficient way to do things” actually worked on people in positions of power, we’d have single payer healthcare, non-means-tested welfare safety nets, and about 10,000 other quality of life improvements running the gamut between mild and life-changing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If “this is the cheapest and most efficient way to do things” actually worked on people in positions of power, we’d have single payer healthcare, non-means-tested welfare safety nets, and about 10,000 other quality of life improvements running the gamut between mild and life-changing.
There's some very fine albums from 2000 but I have to be true to myself.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There's some very fine albums from 2000 but I have to be true to myself.
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In which I articulate the case that AGI is impossible and machines just plain cannot think. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
On Incomputable Language: An Essay on AI
An incidental consequence of having written a book on tech-fascism and the so-called rationalist movement is that I find myself periodically queried for my thoughts on artificial intelligence. On the ...
www.eruditorumpress.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In which I articulate the case that AGI is impossible and machines just plain cannot think. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
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I keep a note on my phone to save possible pen names.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I keep a note on my phone to save possible pen names.