Matthew 'Krakatoa' Smith
@teamsmithy.bsky.social
Queen of pig torture.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Matthew 'Krakatoa' Smith
It is written.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It is written.
All the supposed Christmas movies are not films that you can watch after Christmas eve, they're more properly advent season movies. True Christmas movies are the ones you can put on on the 25th and your family won't mind, like Singing in the Rain or the entirety of Laurence of Arabia.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All the supposed Christmas movies are not films that you can watch after Christmas eve, they're more properly advent season movies. True Christmas movies are the ones you can put on on the 25th and your family won't mind, like Singing in the Rain or the entirety of Laurence of Arabia.
Frozen lifts a line from Arrested Development but without any of the context that makes it work as a joke.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Frozen lifts a line from Arrested Development but without any of the context that makes it work as a joke.
Give us some space Skaven!
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Give us some space Skaven!
I wish you luck in your future career as an ornamental hermit.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wish you luck in your future career as an ornamental hermit.
The dress code for my wedding was Macho Man Formal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The dress code for my wedding was Macho Man Formal.
There's some subtleties in the original that Ive not quite been able to capture, but you get the idea.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There's some subtleties in the original that Ive not quite been able to capture, but you get the idea.
He is the resurrection!
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
He is the resurrection!
Can you pick us up a twirl?
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Can you pick us up a twirl?
Salmon is the lamb of fish.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Salmon is the lamb of fish.
Et tu dreamies?
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Et tu dreamies?
They must realise that no one on here is under 40.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They must realise that no one on here is under 40.
'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage - BBC News share.google/xoHuS57UB58A...
'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage
A 'drunk' squirrel turns beer taps on, opens bags of crisps and smashes glasses at a private members' club.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage - BBC News share.google/xoHuS57UB58A...
The way Wiliams acts really dominated by her when they're together to show you exactly how they hooked up in the first place is brilliant.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The way Wiliams acts really dominated by her when they're together to show you exactly how they hooked up in the first place is brilliant.
I feel he's the only one who wouldn't get me killed by trying too hard.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I feel he's the only one who wouldn't get me killed by trying too hard.
Another three and we'll have a contestants each, I hope I get Sanjeev.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Another three and we'll have a contestants each, I hope I get Sanjeev.
A computer cannot make art because a computer cannot smoke weed.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A computer cannot make art because a computer cannot smoke weed.
Manchy kabook noonee Twink Himbo.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Manchy kabook noonee Twink Himbo.