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TeaFoxer - Strega Queen 🧹
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Don't stop being cringe, eat the part of yourself that cringes.
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🔞Minors go away, DNI.
Castlevania fans are the reason we haven't gotten a new game since Lords Of Shadow 2. LoS2 sucked, but gosh dang I wouldn't wanna make a game for these man children after seeing how they got mad over "Netflix Wokevania".
So fragile they can't handle Sypha being in an animated Castlevania 3.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Honestly nothing disinterests me more than the words "A Metroid Prime game where you don't feel alone"
It's up there with "A Katamari Game where you don't feel Joyful" and "A Metal Gear game that doesn't make you sad".

What's the point? Why take out the emotional core of your game???
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Beans are cold, need a cute face to warm them on 😔
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The fact Hector was so butchered in the Castlevania Anime still kind of irks me. Like you didn't need to downgrade Hector to make Isaac the best character in the show, you could have had both of them be good, but instead Hector is now a whiny lil baby who just lets people walk all over him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I feel like Castlevania Harmony Of Dissonance gets hated for when it came out rather than what it was. If it was just the arcadey roguelite Castlevania that came out between two metroidvanias, we'd think better of it.
But no, it's the last game before Lord Of Shadow came and rebooted everything.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If I had a dollar for every time a beloved NES game had a sidescrolling RPG sequel on NES with open world exploration, towns, cryptic hints, and a quest to stop the return of the villain from the first game...
I'd have 2 dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened more than once
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Workshopping a new concept.
It's called a Parallel Under. It's where two pieces of media are both good, but they stay in their lanes and don't interact. I would like more Paralel Unders.
Not every piece of media needs to crossover with everything else.
Funko slop is getting tiring.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I say this as the biggest ATLA fan.
Get this out of Magic The Gathering. I love Peanut Butter, I love Garlic Bread. I do not want peanut butter on my garlic bread just so the people who make garlic bread and the people who make peanut butter can "Enter new markets".
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm not gonna sugar coat it. God Of War 1, the original not the sequel pretending to be a soft reboot.

Combat constantly slowing to a crawl because of hyper armour, enemies running away, stuns, and QTEs.
Terrible platforming with whole areas dedicated to platforming.
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What's it like being a Mascot Horror villain? Like imagine chasing a MF half your size with no natural defences around but they keep going in vents, and lockers, and throwing stuff, till eventually after 18 hours of frustration they drop you in lava or some shit.
Gotta be the worst time imaginable.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know what? Fuck you!
[Casts Metropolis Zone Act 4 on you]
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One criticism I see of Sci-Fi alien designs is that they look too much like real animals, but I'd like to point out that Ichthyosaurs, Dolphins, and Sharks convergently evolved similar body plans despite being Reptiles, Mammals, and Fish respectively.
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you're a furry and you don't love Sonic Heroes by Crush 40, I just want to say one thing.
It's nice to know people still lie. 😘
September 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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ALRIGHTY!

Bank account is in the Red, and I need to make some quick cash.
So I'm putting up 5 Commission slots at 30$ CAD for COLORED AND SHADED pixel art portraits in a 150x150 format (will upscale) Samples of recent work below. I WILL GET THEM DONE ASAP. #Furry #pixelart
September 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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"Why does this lizard character have breasts?"

Are you not going to ask why they are bipedal and speaking human languages?

"I think someone just wanted to be horny"

Let me introduce something to you called "The Entire History of Visual Media"

Have some damn whimsy and just let designs vibe.
August 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If society were fair, the Eschatos OST would be available outside of the special edition for Switch and PS4 😔
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you want evidence that apologizing when you accidentally use marginalizing language is better than doubling down, and that the "Woke mob" won't in fact hound you forever and never forgive.
Scott The Woz accidentally used a slur in a video, and when he sincerely apologized everyone forgave him.
August 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"I'm going to move to Canada, because they don't have to deal with [Problem Canada is currently dealing with an equivalent to]" I'm so fucking tired.
August 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If bigots are mad about the new Superman movie, wait till they hear about Clan of the Fiery Cross, a 1946 story arc of the radio show Adventures Of Superman, where Clark dismantles the KKK, exposing their dog whistles, and directly calling out their bigotry.
Superman has always been "Woke"
August 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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#MakeRoom will release at 4PM CEST! (the Steam time isn't correct). Some reviews brought up tiny issues which I'm fixing as we speak to make sure you all get the best possible experience at launch! ✨
August 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I love all of these "Why everything feels worse now" videos, because while they point out the obvious things they miss something fundamental.
The torment that oppressed people have been going through is becoming more visible, and more people are now feeling what they've been going through for years.
August 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I called this 3 months ago.
If you're in Canada, do make sure to tell the Liberal Party to fuck off with their dog whistling about ending online anonymity.
It can and trust me; WILL get people killed.
Many women go by pseudonyms online because they know their ex might kill them if they find them.
July 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
ATTENTION CANADIANS. They're doing it here too, trying to appease Trump to get a better trade deal at the cost of instituting fascist control over the internet, putting Women, Minorities, Sex Workers, and the entire LGBTQIA+ community at risk.
www.parl.ca/legisinfo/en...
S-209 (45-1) - LEGISinfo - Parliament of Canada
S-209 (45-1) - LEGISinfo - Parliament of Canada
www.parl.ca
July 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Friendly reminder that the successful "peaceful resistances" broke rules. When you say you can't break the rules or you're just as bad as the people trying to kill you, then bring up Ghandi? You realize the Salt March was illegal, right? Dude got a ton of people to BREAK THE LAW WITH HIM.
July 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM