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Chris McConnell
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New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
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A couple of thoughts on the Red Wings’ improved penalty kill

prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/a-couple-t...
Would absolutely do the same, even losing SEA which has been solid. Late 1 QB first is much easier to part with than a late SF first!
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That's a 4-year deal worth $45M per year for Hutchinson, with the $141M in total guarantees being the most ever.
The Lions and star edge Aidan Hutchinson have agreed to terms on a 4-year, mega-extension, according to his agent Mike McCartney.

It’s a 4-year, $180M deal with $141M guarantee. Another star edge rusher paid.
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why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked
Chariot ASP, and Edvinsson Seider?? Exciting time for our youngs.
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Oh boy that forward progress call on the tush push is weapons grade take fuel
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FINAL #LGRW

Six unanswered goals. A win is a win no matter how silly.
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Deserve to win o meter is on a comedy heater
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I can’t wait for the Vandy/Indiana national championship game
that is excellent, and I will be stealing it for future use 😂
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
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7-1. Pathetic stuff from the Red Wings. Bag skate them, waive guys, scratch guys, whatever. This is disgraceful. #LGRW
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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Coming into the game tonight, the Wings were the least penalized team in the league. They’re looking to correct that as fast as possible against the Sabres it seems
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Look — I don’t know who needs to hear this, but these massive Facebook groups popping up around every event?

The “admins” running them are straight-up scammers.

Here’s how it works… 👇
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If I’m heisting the Louvre I’m getting more than 2 James Franklins
PARIS (AP) — Paris prosecutor says jewels stolen in Louvre heist worth an estimated 88 million euros ($102 million).
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social this display of punting is nauseating.

90th percentile cowardly punt of the game, and it’s not the worst one of the game!
SEA decided to punt to HOU from the HOU 44* on 4th & 1* with 13:21 remaining in the 4th while winning 27 to 12.

With a Surrender Index of 7.74, this punt ranks at the 95th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 90th percentile of all punts since 1999.