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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 13h

New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...

Ranking member of the House Homeland Security Committee Bennie G. Thompson said in a statement “Mobile Fortify is a dangerous tool in the hands of ICE, and it puts American citizens at risk of detention and even deportation.” He also said “ICE officials have told us that an apparent biometric match by Mobile Fortify is a ‘definitive’ determination of a person’s status and that an ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien. ICE using a mobile biometrics app in ways its developers at CBP never intended or tested is a frightening, repugnant, and unconstitutional attack on Americans’ rights and freedoms.”

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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 8h

A couple of thoughts on the Red Wings’ improved penalty kill

prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/a-couple-t...

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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 10h

Would absolutely do the same, even losing SEA which has been solid. Late 1 QB first is much easier to part with than a late SF first!

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 13h

That's a 4-year deal worth $45M per year for Hutchinson, with the $141M in total guarantees being the most ever.

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 13h

The Lions and star edge Aidan Hutchinson have agreed to terms on a 4-year, mega-extension, according to his agent Mike McCartney.

It’s a 4-year, $180M deal with $141M guarantee. Another star edge rusher paid.

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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 14h

What was the price??

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 1d

why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Withings’ urine scanning health tracker is now available for $350

Replacement cartridges that can last up to three months with semiweekly testing start at $100.

buff.ly

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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 1d

Chariot ASP, and Edvinsson Seider?? Exciting time for our youngs.

Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial) @notdetroitredwings.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight in STL. #LGRW

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HERMS. 🤠 @herms.bsky.social · 1d

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Dan Saltzstein @dansaltzstein.bsky.social · 2d

*42 million* Americans could be affected.

Food Banks Brace for Overwhelming Demand as SNAP Cutoff Looms

www.nytimes.com

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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 3d

MINA 🙌🙌

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3d

Oh boy that forward progress call on the tush push is weapons grade take fuel

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 4d

FINAL #LGRW

Six unanswered goals. A win is a win no matter how silly.

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caleb @calebwiim.bsky.social · 4d

Deserve to win o meter is on a comedy heater

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 4d

Back from the Dead

A selfie of a man in a hospital bed with the text I lived bitch

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t wait for the Vandy/Indiana national championship game

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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 4d

that is excellent, and I will be stealing it for future use 😂

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 5d

No words.

shocking aerial view of White House before and after east wing demolition.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 5d

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

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Ryan Hana @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social · 6d

7-1. Pathetic stuff from the Red Wings. Bag skate them, waive guys, scratch guys, whatever. This is disgraceful. #LGRW

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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 6d

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 6d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 7d

Coming into the game tonight, the Wings were the least penalized team in the league. They’re looking to correct that as fast as possible against the Sabres it seems

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 7d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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The Festive Owl | Official @festiveowl.bsky.social · 7d

Look — I don’t know who needs to hear this, but these massive Facebook groups popping up around every event?

The “admins” running them are straight-up scammers.

Here’s how it works… 👇

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 8d

If I’m heisting the Louvre I’m getting more than 2 James Franklins

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 8d

PARIS (AP) — Paris prosecutor says jewels stolen in Louvre heist worth an estimated 88 million euros ($102 million).

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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 9d

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social this display of punting is nauseating.

90th percentile cowardly punt of the game, and it’s not the worst one of the game!

Surrender Index @surrender-index.tomkahe.com · 9d

SEA decided to punt to HOU from the HOU 44* on 4th & 1* with 13:21 remaining in the 4th while winning 27 to 12.

With a Surrender Index of 7.74, this punt ranks at the 95th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 90th percentile of all punts since 1999.