tang0008.bsky.social
@tang0008.bsky.social
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fuck this website, follow me on mastodon instead https://mastodon.social/@tang0008
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Dick Cheney's soul has been moved to an undisclosed location
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LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder

ME: in the desert

LAWYER: and who were you with

ME: a horse

LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse

HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*

ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
big shout out to @projectpod.bsky.social who makes a dirty pair watch along podcast that I enjoy big time
but which repressive theocracy do we have to pay to get them?
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dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia
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God made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games not Mario and Steve at the Olympic Games
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“Buck naked” is unclothed.

“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
i'm not brave enough to repost but i find that i've liked and now commented
i heard you lost and they stole all your bitcoin but not sure how that would work
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c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
i got this beer
i wanna (can cracking noise)
c'mon dad, gimme a beer
dang now everyone knows who the first post is about!
you gonna drop the link or what
this guy does not give one solitary fuck
you *would* have a toynbee tile pin
levels of cringe not thought to be possible
teargassing the mcdonalds when they dont know what szechuan sauce is