Tallulah Shark
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Motto: Wow. That really snuck up on me.
It’s so windy outside it sounds like the ocean.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s so windy outside it sounds like the ocean.
Finally. Her favorite sitting spot is back.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally. Her favorite sitting spot is back.
I do what I want 💃💃💃
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I do what I want 💃💃💃
Pre Thanksgiving cooking done.
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pre Thanksgiving cooking done.
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
✅ cheese ball for pre dinner nibbles
✅ cornbread for stuffing
✅ pumpkin pie
Deer chili. This used up 2 lbs of the 5 we were given.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Deer chili. This used up 2 lbs of the 5 we were given.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
This is so much chili! We’re going to have to freeze some.
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORK—Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
theonion.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
My new Vionics are so cool I can’t stop staring at them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My new Vionics are so cool I can’t stop staring at them.
The Fallout New Vegas cutscene characters look like Sims.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Fallout New Vegas cutscene characters look like Sims.
William of the bull
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
William of the bull
My dental hygienist was telling me all about the spa treatment she’s getting this weekend, including dermaplaning, and I just think it’s funny that they came up with a fancy word for shaving your face and then charge you a lot of money for it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My dental hygienist was telling me all about the spa treatment she’s getting this weekend, including dermaplaning, and I just think it’s funny that they came up with a fancy word for shaving your face and then charge you a lot of money for it.
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Masculinity in the modern era is a weakness, one that is so easy to exploit, and one of the keys to living well is to reject it, if only because it removes the ability for a lot of people to take advantage of you.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Masculinity in the modern era is a weakness, one that is so easy to exploit, and one of the keys to living well is to reject it, if only because it removes the ability for a lot of people to take advantage of you.
Luv 2 have the a/c running at night in the middle of November.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Luv 2 have the a/c running at night in the middle of November.
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"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
Two people have said I look tired today 😭
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Two people have said I look tired today 😭
On my knees begging people to do just a tiny bit of proofreading if you’re going to have your AI friend write your emails for you.
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On my knees begging people to do just a tiny bit of proofreading if you’re going to have your AI friend write your emails for you.
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
The number of times I’ve come across [insert your name here] in an email recently…
Venison shepherds pies
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Venison shepherds pies
It’s that time of year when I wear a jacket every morning and then forget it every evening and end up with a pile of jackets at work.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s that time of year when I wear a jacket every morning and then forget it every evening and end up with a pile of jackets at work.
We had fucking snipers on buildings on campus today because some asshole wants to pretend he’s some CK like martyr.
School newspaper pointed out the increased security was not in response to a threat but requested by the speaker.
School newspaper pointed out the increased security was not in response to a threat but requested by the speaker.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We had fucking snipers on buildings on campus today because some asshole wants to pretend he’s some CK like martyr.
School newspaper pointed out the increased security was not in response to a threat but requested by the speaker.
School newspaper pointed out the increased security was not in response to a threat but requested by the speaker.
We have migrating ladybugs at our house.
E and I were marveling at them.
Then it was “aw one landed on you!”
Then it was “haha there are like 3 on me! One’s on my glasses. They’re following us!”
Then we were running away as they were dive bombing us on the head.
E and I were marveling at them.
Then it was “aw one landed on you!”
Then it was “haha there are like 3 on me! One’s on my glasses. They’re following us!”
Then we were running away as they were dive bombing us on the head.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We have migrating ladybugs at our house.
E and I were marveling at them.
Then it was “aw one landed on you!”
Then it was “haha there are like 3 on me! One’s on my glasses. They’re following us!”
Then we were running away as they were dive bombing us on the head.
E and I were marveling at them.
Then it was “aw one landed on you!”
Then it was “haha there are like 3 on me! One’s on my glasses. They’re following us!”
Then we were running away as they were dive bombing us on the head.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I woke up and remembered the New York mayor race and got butterflies as I went to check who won.
It feels so important that Mamdani won!
I’m going to spend the day pretending the democratic leadership might learn the right lessons from this race.
It feels so important that Mamdani won!
I’m going to spend the day pretending the democratic leadership might learn the right lessons from this race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I woke up and remembered the New York mayor race and got butterflies as I went to check who won.
It feels so important that Mamdani won!
I’m going to spend the day pretending the democratic leadership might learn the right lessons from this race.
It feels so important that Mamdani won!
I’m going to spend the day pretending the democratic leadership might learn the right lessons from this race.
They waited too late to buy Halloween candy to give out at my husband’s fire station and ended up having to buy Christmas candy. Some of the kids were pretty confused!
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They waited too late to buy Halloween candy to give out at my husband’s fire station and ended up having to buy Christmas candy. Some of the kids were pretty confused!