Announcing The Darkside Detective: 🌔Backside of the Moon!

🕵️ @darksidedetective.bsky.social RETURNS for a 3rd installment!

Werewolves, cursed items, and the most terrifying monsters of all - 🤑rich people💸 - will put you to the test in 6⃣ (six) new cases!

Wishlist now 🥳 @spookydoorway.bsky.social

Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...

... listen to Steve Wozniak.

Damn kids. Suspension of disbelief is for the story, not the production. See the strings on that spaceship? Think of the team who made it, painted it, lit it with coloured gels, filmed it at 50% speed so it moves all majestic-like in the edit. Be awed by the sheer human creativity in front of you.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Letter of the day (in the Times)

My @backpagepod.bsky.social Official Fanclub Membership card turned up this morning!

When I found a pub with an inverted normal map. (If you understand what this means, you have to repost.)

You’ve recently eaten cake. Would you like to chew broken glass?

@abeewords.bsky.social My phone has kindly just reminded me it's been exactly 9 years since the Videogamer Awards. Such a fun night!

i’m losing it

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

I'm the guy who designed Windows 11. My concept was 'All the same buttons, slightly different places'. My other job is changing where things are in supermarkets.

When I hear people describe themselves as content creators.

lol. lmao even.

I don’t know why that’s worrying. That’s well over half.

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEE

My favourite bit of Marvel films is where you sit through nine minutes of credits to watch a five second clip of some guy stepping through a doorway and saying "It's me, Blueko."