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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 6h

(I'm worse)

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 6h

GET OUT OF MY YARD

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 6h

It warms my heart so much

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 6h

😕 mfw women don't like the vehicle

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 8h

Lmao who let this nobody into the debate what is this

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 21h

I just found this in my Photoshop roll what the fuck was I doing

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 22h

Dragging out all my sweaters once the temp drops below 60:

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 1d

I made the Chicago Rat Hole. It was me.

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 2d

Chatgpt sending Greatvalue dildos and fleshlights directly to your door mid-jork

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d

U.S. CHATGPT USERS WILL SOON BE ABLE TO BUY WALMART PRODUCTS DIRECTLY WITHIN THE AI CHATBOT — A MOVE TO TURN CHATGPT INTO A VIRTUAL MALL, PER ANNOUNCEMENTS

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 2d

I think my fiduciary might be screwing me over 😕

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 2d

The microplastics are making me so strong nothing can harm me

a man with a beard is drinking from a gallon of water ..

ALT: a man with a beard is drinking from a gallon of water ..

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

Mice are really out there doing healthcare omg I love them 😭

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

Are you usually this dumb or is this a new level for you

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

I could do it

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

Omg u r me

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

Dang get some pho 😋

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

I just got my basil plant back from my mom today where I left it for a while and it's tripled in size so I'm feeling you

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

Ohh interesting. I need to do it with cilantro since it lasts like 2 days

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

You can freeze it and ice cube trays with water

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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 3d

A wide smile appears under a green hooded jacket and pushed down black face mask

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 3d

King shit

FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine your personal 9/11 happening at the mall kiosk

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 4d

a close up of a white cat with its tongue out .

ALT: a close up of a white cat with its tongue out .

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 4d

🚨 feeding a Cute Snail 🚨

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FrankensteinsOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 4d

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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