FrankensteinsOpossum
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NYT reporter.
tip line: (858) 651-5050
yo wtf is happening in this children's book
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
yo wtf is happening in this children's book
This is payback for what I did to my sims as a kid, I know it
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is payback for what I did to my sims as a kid, I know it
"strong floor no ceiling" sounds a lot like the real estate listing for the only thing anyone under 60 can afford
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"strong floor no ceiling" sounds a lot like the real estate listing for the only thing anyone under 60 can afford
Hey look I found a new Nancy Rue book
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hey look I found a new Nancy Rue book
Rare "supporter/anti supporter" shirt spotted
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Rare "supporter/anti supporter" shirt spotted
Polymarket leaving money on the table by not allowing my "will he stroke out before Monday" bet
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Polymarket leaving money on the table by not allowing my "will he stroke out before Monday" bet
BAD NEWS, EVERYONE!
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
BAD NEWS, EVERYONE!
I hope they are doing leech shit to feterman and the leeches are disgusted
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I hope they are doing leech shit to feterman and the leeches are disgusted
Joyce Carol Oates blocked me after we had a fight about how woody allen is a fucking predator but I will concede that cooking elons ass on his home turf is king shit
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Joyce Carol Oates blocked me after we had a fight about how woody allen is a fucking predator but I will concede that cooking elons ass on his home turf is king shit
I'm just glad Scott Adams is still alive to see this 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm just glad Scott Adams is still alive to see this 🙏
What a great day for news. Let's go for 3, anyone wanna jump scare that old fat fuck?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What a great day for news. Let's go for 3, anyone wanna jump scare that old fat fuck?
Uhhhh this seems not great
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Uhhhh this seems not great
I thought the Gatsby jokes were in reference to the Lincoln bathroom and the Epstein ballroom but no
More Insta snaps from the let them eat cake ball at Mar a Lago
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I thought the Gatsby jokes were in reference to the Lincoln bathroom and the Epstein ballroom but no
Props to the house that gave the kids full size candy bars and gave the adults craft beers and strong sangria. I love you.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Props to the house that gave the kids full size candy bars and gave the adults craft beers and strong sangria. I love you.
13 years ago this would have been something you saw on adult swim at 2am and then never again
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
13 years ago this would have been something you saw on adult swim at 2am and then never again
Just pulled a deer tick off me ☠️
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just pulled a deer tick off me ☠️
the only ones who can fix computer, the only ones who can think without computer
Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the only ones who can fix computer, the only ones who can think without computer
"We just arrested a Portland Antifa lieutenant"
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"We just arrested a Portland Antifa lieutenant"
Fuckin shit I'm stuck in the alcoholic cowboy level 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fuckin shit I'm stuck in the alcoholic cowboy level 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
This is like when my brother jerked off all day in HS
if you work in the architect office where they made this you should k y s
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is like when my brother jerked off all day in HS
Reposted by FrankensteinsOpossum
Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.