FrankensteinsOpossum
@anangryopossum.bsky.social
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NYT reporter.
tip line: (858) 651-5050
NYT reporter.
tip line: (858) 651-5050
Joyce Carol Oates blocked me after we had a fight about how woody allen is a fucking predator but I will concede that cooking elons ass on his home turf is king shit
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Joyce Carol Oates blocked me after we had a fight about how woody allen is a fucking predator but I will concede that cooking elons ass on his home turf is king shit
I'm just glad Scott Adams is still alive to see this 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm just glad Scott Adams is still alive to see this 🙏
What a great day for news. Let's go for 3, anyone wanna jump scare that old fat fuck?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What a great day for news. Let's go for 3, anyone wanna jump scare that old fat fuck?
Uhhhh this seems not great
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Uhhhh this seems not great
I thought the Gatsby jokes were in reference to the Lincoln bathroom and the Epstein ballroom but no
More Insta snaps from the let them eat cake ball at Mar a Lago
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I thought the Gatsby jokes were in reference to the Lincoln bathroom and the Epstein ballroom but no
Props to the house that gave the kids full size candy bars and gave the adults craft beers and strong sangria. I love you.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Props to the house that gave the kids full size candy bars and gave the adults craft beers and strong sangria. I love you.
13 years ago this would have been something you saw on adult swim at 2am and then never again
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
13 years ago this would have been something you saw on adult swim at 2am and then never again
Just pulled a deer tick off me ☠️
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just pulled a deer tick off me ☠️
the only ones who can fix computer, the only ones who can think without computer
Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the only ones who can fix computer, the only ones who can think without computer
"We just arrested a Portland Antifa lieutenant"
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"We just arrested a Portland Antifa lieutenant"
Fuckin shit I'm stuck in the alcoholic cowboy level 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fuckin shit I'm stuck in the alcoholic cowboy level 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
This is like when my brother jerked off all day in HS
if you work in the architect office where they made this you should k y s
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is like when my brother jerked off all day in HS
Reposted by FrankensteinsOpossum
Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.
I have eaten
the chudler
that was on
your TL
and which
you were probably
saving
for YOUR MOM
the chudler
that was on
your TL
and which
you were probably
saving
for YOUR MOM
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I have eaten
the chudler
that was on
your TL
and which
you were probably
saving
for YOUR MOM
the chudler
that was on
your TL
and which
you were probably
saving
for YOUR MOM
The Chudler did 9/11
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The Chudler did 9/11
My mother bought what she thought were normal "spicy" chips for the party and was like DO NOT EAT THESE, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THESE and I look and folks,
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My mother bought what she thought were normal "spicy" chips for the party and was like DO NOT EAT THESE, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THESE and I look and folks,
WhiteHaus
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
WhiteHaus
Kindergartener, accidentally inventing the roomba: "it would be so cool if somebody made a robot dog. It could clean up the floor"
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Kindergartener, accidentally inventing the roomba: "it would be so cool if somebody made a robot dog. It could clean up the floor"
You gotta give. If nobody gives it goes dark.
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You gotta give. If nobody gives it goes dark.
The kindergartener has just informed me that "dogs are very very British. Cats come from China. Birds, they are from the coast of America".
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The kindergartener has just informed me that "dogs are very very British. Cats come from China. Birds, they are from the coast of America".
The kindergartener has remixed the 5 little pumpkins song into "5 little craaaaamps sitting in your uterus" so that's stuck in my head now
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The kindergartener has remixed the 5 little pumpkins song into "5 little craaaaamps sitting in your uterus" so that's stuck in my head now
Buying an opossum onsie featuring detachable possum for my lover on alentine's day for their dog walking/camping/workout scenarios
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Buying an opossum onsie featuring detachable possum for my lover on alentine's day for their dog walking/camping/workout scenarios