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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍
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I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil
Do we have DMs on here yet?
November 20, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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October 19, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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Start of the week dread,
post chickens
May 22, 2023 at 5:06 AM
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my dealer: aye this that Magnolia pack it’s gas fr 🔥 🐸 🔥

me: whatever bro.. 🙄 ok

90 minutes later: this.. fucking life... it's so hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's LONG, it's long, Goddamn it 😭

my homie Brent typing into the youtube search bar: AIMEE MANN WISE UP
May 22, 2023 at 5:41 AM
If there are hidden vintage or flea mart shopping gems in Berlin you know of that you would be willing to disclose to a compassionate and swagged out white girl doing her best to make it in this crazy world…pls drop in the replies 🫶
May 21, 2023 at 4:10 AM
A sad lament called ‘been practicing getting better at doing makeup but no one wants me to have as much fun as I could be having at work’ (i didn’t wear the choaker in the end)
May 16, 2023 at 4:26 PM
This is what happens when you wander too far from your roots - brooklyn cocaine dealer reviews, making interns wear shirts tie dyed with fluid from jars of revolting fermented liquids, and yelling at women for wearing flats or thick socks.
May 15, 2023 at 11:37 AM
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They fucked up and let the big dicked lunatic w a heart of gold on here
April 28, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Its not a repost from twitter - its bonus outtake shots 😌
May 15, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Theres a baby duck they experiment on and some account named illumi you have to show your butt to
May 15, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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me when i've never posted in the hellthread
May 14, 2023 at 1:00 PM
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i knew he had something to do with this shit
May 15, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Me-OW, taking valuable time from various legal dramas to show this kitty has claws
May 15, 2023 at 2:01 AM
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my superpower is being so painfully awkward even the most arrogant assholes are rendered awkward in my presence. there’s probably a german word for it.
May 14, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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My most problematic "would"? Hmm. It's a toss-up between Abigail Shapiro and my mother.
May 14, 2023 at 3:09 PM
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no babe I love your social network, the big ones scare me
April 10, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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this is the funniest thing anyone’s ever tweeted
May 14, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Appropriating seasoning my bewbs
May 14, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Rocking the lost a bar fight for fall
May 14, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Referring to the accounts i invite to bluesky as My Brides
May 14, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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taking my mom to the mom park to play with the other moms
May 14, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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People Won't Let Link Be His Best Self and We Need to Talk About It
If I’m Link at this point I’m like can I have just ONE normal day
May 13, 2023 at 6:14 AM