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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃

@randilynisin.bsky.social

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I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · Sep 9

there isn’t a lot going great in the world but there is sabrina carpenter.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10h

they’re really good. i wish wawa made meatloaf. or pot roast. all the foods that go with mashed. roast chicken.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10h

a thanksgiving sandwich and bowl called the gobbler. from wawa

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10h

i was happy they brought back sweet potatoes. for the variety

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10h

i wanted to add corn but we shared the bowl and i thought it would be weird in the sandwich.

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 15h

@shelleyelwood.bsky.social not pretty. but pretty great

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 15h

so we’ll be paying for the fucked up ballroom after all.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 18h

so we are supposed to cry for argentina now?

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 1d

so many brilliant posts lost to sleep

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 1d

workin’ the merkin! (it was supposed to read “dirt” but things happen)

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14d

i call her barium weiss because she’s about as welcome as an enema.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 2d

if trump is styled as a king there may be a space for george santos as the court jester.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 2d

i let danny try his hand at “dirt” but the merkin result was too funny to not leave alone. we joked about painting a thong.

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 2d

snortgiggle

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 2d

zombucee’s zombeaver

a blowup bucee’s beaver mascot painted to look like a zombie with green face, bloodshot eyes, rags with spiders, claws, and a banner that reads party time with the word brains. it’s dangling a brain and another protrudes from a missing ear.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

trump ended 9 wars if you include the one between mark zuckerberg and the winklevoss twins.

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 5d

mike johnson: a noun, a verb, and “radical left democrats do bad things, too. worse, even”

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 7d

labubusted

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10d

💔

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10d

fuck. rip diane keaton. gutted.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

same, mike. same

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

so being a sweaty try hard will not win you a nobel peace prize. good to know.

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

omg

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

snortgiggle

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ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

they are dynamite!

ChupacabRandilyn 🦖👹🐐 👻🎃 @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11d

i want to start a bakery called “nobel peach pies”

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