Cyra | Super Smash Cache
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MORE FERAL FIELD NOTES AT instagram.com/supersmashcache
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REINTRODUCTION!
I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.
My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com
TY for your support 🙏🙌✨
I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.
My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com
TY for your support 🙏🙌✨
My therapist: How are you today?
Me: I opened IG and got GREAT NEWS — PALANTIR IS DOWN 13%!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT EVER SINCE I TOOK AN ANTIDEPRESSANT A FEW TIMES LAST WEEK even though other news has been objectively disgusting!!!
Me: I opened IG and got GREAT NEWS — PALANTIR IS DOWN 13%!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT EVER SINCE I TOOK AN ANTIDEPRESSANT A FEW TIMES LAST WEEK even though other news has been objectively disgusting!!!
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
My therapist: How are you today?
Me: I opened IG and got GREAT NEWS — PALANTIR IS DOWN 13%!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT EVER SINCE I TOOK AN ANTIDEPRESSANT A FEW TIMES LAST WEEK even though other news has been objectively disgusting!!!
Me: I opened IG and got GREAT NEWS — PALANTIR IS DOWN 13%!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT EVER SINCE I TOOK AN ANTIDEPRESSANT A FEW TIMES LAST WEEK even though other news has been objectively disgusting!!!
Called to postpone my boob job appointment
Receptionist: May I ask why you're rescheduling?
Me, in my head: My gun range membership doesn't expire for 7 months, and I want to use it up before committing to slicing my pecs
Me, on the phone: I have other obligations I'd like to take care of first
Receptionist: May I ask why you're rescheduling?
Me, in my head: My gun range membership doesn't expire for 7 months, and I want to use it up before committing to slicing my pecs
Me, on the phone: I have other obligations I'd like to take care of first
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Called to postpone my boob job appointment
Receptionist: May I ask why you're rescheduling?
Me, in my head: My gun range membership doesn't expire for 7 months, and I want to use it up before committing to slicing my pecs
Me, on the phone: I have other obligations I'd like to take care of first
Receptionist: May I ask why you're rescheduling?
Me, in my head: My gun range membership doesn't expire for 7 months, and I want to use it up before committing to slicing my pecs
Me, on the phone: I have other obligations I'd like to take care of first
Omg there's a new lady working at the gun range
When the chatty guy asked, "How was shooting today?" she added, "Did you kill all the men?" 💀
When the chatty guy asked, "How was shooting today?" she added, "Did you kill all the men?" 💀
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Omg there's a new lady working at the gun range
When the chatty guy asked, "How was shooting today?" she added, "Did you kill all the men?" 💀
When the chatty guy asked, "How was shooting today?" she added, "Did you kill all the men?" 💀
In my teens: "I can pull another all-nighter"
In my late twenties: "I'm ready to take a nap tomorrow"
In my early thirties: "I'm ready to stretch tomorrow"
In my late twenties: "I'm ready to take a nap tomorrow"
In my early thirties: "I'm ready to stretch tomorrow"
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
In my teens: "I can pull another all-nighter"
In my late twenties: "I'm ready to take a nap tomorrow"
In my early thirties: "I'm ready to stretch tomorrow"
In my late twenties: "I'm ready to take a nap tomorrow"
In my early thirties: "I'm ready to stretch tomorrow"
I'm so glad I'm no longer around someone who pressured me to wear no bra and no makeup because a bra was a sign that I was about to leave his house
Anyway, time to take my antidepressant when I have intrusive thoughts about stuff like that
Anyway, time to take my antidepressant when I have intrusive thoughts about stuff like that
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm so glad I'm no longer around someone who pressured me to wear no bra and no makeup because a bra was a sign that I was about to leave his house
Anyway, time to take my antidepressant when I have intrusive thoughts about stuff like that
Anyway, time to take my antidepressant when I have intrusive thoughts about stuff like that
I appreciate the saying, "When you curse the devil for having horns, it is the innocent bull who hears."
It is an antidote to the idea that only the guilty would be bothered by an accusation — a thought-terminating cliché that pre‑emptively discredits dissent and disregards collateral damage
It is an antidote to the idea that only the guilty would be bothered by an accusation — a thought-terminating cliché that pre‑emptively discredits dissent and disregards collateral damage
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I appreciate the saying, "When you curse the devil for having horns, it is the innocent bull who hears."
It is an antidote to the idea that only the guilty would be bothered by an accusation — a thought-terminating cliché that pre‑emptively discredits dissent and disregards collateral damage
It is an antidote to the idea that only the guilty would be bothered by an accusation — a thought-terminating cliché that pre‑emptively discredits dissent and disregards collateral damage
I've been more disappointed in humans this past year than any year before
In part bc when you're a kid or young adult, you're calibrating standards for normal human kindness
Some people just have lower standards, or they're conditional, performative, convenience-based
Not everyone has your heart
In part bc when you're a kid or young adult, you're calibrating standards for normal human kindness
Some people just have lower standards, or they're conditional, performative, convenience-based
Not everyone has your heart
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I've been more disappointed in humans this past year than any year before
In part bc when you're a kid or young adult, you're calibrating standards for normal human kindness
Some people just have lower standards, or they're conditional, performative, convenience-based
Not everyone has your heart
In part bc when you're a kid or young adult, you're calibrating standards for normal human kindness
Some people just have lower standards, or they're conditional, performative, convenience-based
Not everyone has your heart
It's not on me to disprove the stereotypes of Asian women being "SO TINY" and "CUTE" and looking "SO YOUNG"
I'll eat food that makes me feel good
I'll lift weights that feel good to me
I'll keep refining my gun marksmanship
I'll keep fucking off to be my own boss
I'll keep fucking off to be me
I'll eat food that makes me feel good
I'll lift weights that feel good to me
I'll keep refining my gun marksmanship
I'll keep fucking off to be my own boss
I'll keep fucking off to be me
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's not on me to disprove the stereotypes of Asian women being "SO TINY" and "CUTE" and looking "SO YOUNG"
I'll eat food that makes me feel good
I'll lift weights that feel good to me
I'll keep refining my gun marksmanship
I'll keep fucking off to be my own boss
I'll keep fucking off to be me
I'll eat food that makes me feel good
I'll lift weights that feel good to me
I'll keep refining my gun marksmanship
I'll keep fucking off to be my own boss
I'll keep fucking off to be me
Americans really be like, "If I die at the hands of a trigger-happy cop or a dismissive doctor and neglectful insurance company, I guess that's it."
It's me; I'm Americans.
It's me; I'm Americans.
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Americans really be like, "If I die at the hands of a trigger-happy cop or a dismissive doctor and neglectful insurance company, I guess that's it."
It's me; I'm Americans.
It's me; I'm Americans.
I am just a Border Collie with a chew toy in God's hot car
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I am just a Border Collie with a chew toy in God's hot car
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i disagree with penetration direction being equivalent to who fucks who. i think whoever is taking the lead is doing the fucking, and that a stationary object is inherently the fuckee.
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
i disagree with penetration direction being equivalent to who fucks who. i think whoever is taking the lead is doing the fucking, and that a stationary object is inherently the fuckee.
When I see debates about monog vs. polyam vs. parent vs. CF, I close the tab
I focus on:
Did you willingly choose it? Do you willingly choose to continue?
Did/do you check the pros & cons? Learn from your mistakes?
Are you around people who get it
Do you try your best to do no harm, take no BS?
I focus on:
Did you willingly choose it? Do you willingly choose to continue?
Did/do you check the pros & cons? Learn from your mistakes?
Are you around people who get it
Do you try your best to do no harm, take no BS?
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 AM
When I see debates about monog vs. polyam vs. parent vs. CF, I close the tab
I focus on:
Did you willingly choose it? Do you willingly choose to continue?
Did/do you check the pros & cons? Learn from your mistakes?
Are you around people who get it
Do you try your best to do no harm, take no BS?
I focus on:
Did you willingly choose it? Do you willingly choose to continue?
Did/do you check the pros & cons? Learn from your mistakes?
Are you around people who get it
Do you try your best to do no harm, take no BS?
...I have now experienced a hot brass bullet casing flying back and getting caught in my cleavage while shooting.
Now I know: the chances of that happening with small boobs are slim... but still not zero.
(Breaking a nail while shooting has happened to me twice.) #JustGirlyThings
Now I know: the chances of that happening with small boobs are slim... but still not zero.
(Breaking a nail while shooting has happened to me twice.) #JustGirlyThings
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 AM
...I have now experienced a hot brass bullet casing flying back and getting caught in my cleavage while shooting.
Now I know: the chances of that happening with small boobs are slim... but still not zero.
(Breaking a nail while shooting has happened to me twice.) #JustGirlyThings
Now I know: the chances of that happening with small boobs are slim... but still not zero.
(Breaking a nail while shooting has happened to me twice.) #JustGirlyThings
Vanilla: dry humping
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Vanilla: dry humping
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
Kinky: dry humping and getting even more turned on thinking about how desperate you are to be grateful to hump their leg or hips or boner through layers of denim zippers and crotch seams and belt buckles 😳
I CRIED IN INDIVIDUAL THERAPY FOR THE FIRST TIME 🥳✨ IT ONLY TOOK ME 8 YEARS (1 YEAR WITH THIS PARTICULAR THERAPIST)
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I CRIED IN INDIVIDUAL THERAPY FOR THE FIRST TIME 🥳✨ IT ONLY TOOK ME 8 YEARS (1 YEAR WITH THIS PARTICULAR THERAPIST)
Reposted by Cyra | Super Smash Cache
That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted.
‘Add blood, forced smile’:
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’:
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viral
The ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
!! Sterilization and STI testing are totally covered by my insurance (and other ACA insurance plans) !!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
!! Sterilization and STI testing are totally covered by my insurance (and other ACA insurance plans) !!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
Which means!! I can get my tubes removed!! And maybe live my creampie dreams!! For free!!
I'm open to the possibility of having kids, but if you're sure don't want more, check your benefits!!
🐸🍵 Realizing how many dramatic family secrets I have been trusted with, even though I just kind of mind my own business
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
🐸🍵 Realizing how many dramatic family secrets I have been trusted with, even though I just kind of mind my own business
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The narrative of polyamorous folks wanting to 'recruit' or 'convert' monog people is particularly hilarious to me, given how many poly people I know who flat-out refuse to date folks who are new to the scene. There are some classic rookie mistakes that some of us are too old & grumpy to deal with!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The narrative of polyamorous folks wanting to 'recruit' or 'convert' monog people is particularly hilarious to me, given how many poly people I know who flat-out refuse to date folks who are new to the scene. There are some classic rookie mistakes that some of us are too old & grumpy to deal with!!
Me at 28: I have lived a good life and left enough of a legacy. It would be okay if I expired soon
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Me at 28: I have lived a good life and left enough of a legacy. It would be okay if I expired soon
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
Me at 30: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE?
Me at 31: I've lived a good life. It would be okay if I expired soon, but the world is a mess and there's much left for me to do for others
Reposted by Cyra | Super Smash Cache
You either die a hero or live long enough to be flagged as AI—insult added to the injury of having your work stolen.
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You either die a hero or live long enough to be flagged as AI—insult added to the injury of having your work stolen.
✋🤨😬 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
✋🤨😬 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
👀🤔😚 When someone says they want to see me ride the toys because that would be so hot AND THEY LOVE UBERRIME DILDOS
Reminder: refraining from comments about someone's body isn't just about that moment
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reminder: refraining from comments about someone's body isn't just about that moment
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
Maybe someone's parents repeatedly told them they were fat
Maybe they were abused by someone who boxed them in as small
Maybe they have a medical condition and are watching what they eat
You can't always know
My dad: "I used to hate black cats, but now I like them"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My dad: "I used to hate black cats, but now I like them"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
Me: "Why do you like them now?"
Dad: "Because they make you happy"
Sometimes I say "I'm just doing the bare minimum tonight: reply to an email, work out, eat, and gun practice"...
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sometimes I say "I'm just doing the bare minimum tonight: reply to an email, work out, eat, and gun practice"...
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people
And then I remember that's not the bare minimum to other people