Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
My friend CC: The disease of addiction is a slow/rolling disastrous tragedy for everyone involved.
My reply: Or, a triumphant story of redemption and ascension. Players choice.
My reply: Or, a triumphant story of redemption and ascension. Players choice.
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Witty Houston
@suemason.bsky.social
· Feb 22
5 Things I Didn’t Do Last Week
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
1. I didn’t try to coup my country.
2. I didn’t hack the Social Security, the Treasury or IRS
3. I didn’t check Fort Knox to “see if the gold is still there”
4. I didn’t fire federal nuclear safety workers doing their jobs
5. I didn’t quid pro quo Ukraine - again.
A time was had.
So grateful.
Christmas 2025.
So grateful.
Christmas 2025.
December 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A time was had.
So grateful.
Christmas 2025.
So grateful.
Christmas 2025.
Women are not incubators so that the state/capital can experience infinite growth.
We do not owe anyone children.
We do not owe anyone children.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Women are not incubators so that the state/capital can experience infinite growth.
We do not owe anyone children.
We do not owe anyone children.
Signs your bro is being red-pilled. 😆😆😆
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Signs your bro is being red-pilled. 😆😆😆
“Politics, Parties, and the Economy”
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Politics, Parties, and the Economy”
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December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Baby it’s cold outside.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Baby it’s cold outside.
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And may every day be another wonderful secret.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And may every day be another wonderful secret.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
Hitting the kitty love lottery. 😽#Caturday
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hitting the kitty love lottery. 😽#Caturday
Democrats doing Democrats things.
How they’re never embarrassed is beyond me.
Good to see @davidhogg.bsky.social continuing to keep his boot on their neck tho.
Don’t lift it.
How they’re never embarrassed is beyond me.
Good to see @davidhogg.bsky.social continuing to keep his boot on their neck tho.
Don’t lift it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Democrats doing Democrats things.
How they’re never embarrassed is beyond me.
Good to see @davidhogg.bsky.social continuing to keep his boot on their neck tho.
Don’t lift it.
How they’re never embarrassed is beyond me.
Good to see @davidhogg.bsky.social continuing to keep his boot on their neck tho.
Don’t lift it.
Let’s play a game of “name a country where”.
Rules are simple.
Go through each of these and list as many countries as you can in the comments.
Let’s see how many you can get.
Ok - go!
Rules are simple.
Go through each of these and list as many countries as you can in the comments.
Let’s see how many you can get.
Ok - go!
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Let’s play a game of “name a country where”.
Rules are simple.
Go through each of these and list as many countries as you can in the comments.
Let’s see how many you can get.
Ok - go!
Rules are simple.
Go through each of these and list as many countries as you can in the comments.
Let’s see how many you can get.
Ok - go!
His content is so top tier.
Elite level trolling.
😆😆😆
Elite level trolling.
😆😆😆
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
His content is so top tier.
Elite level trolling.
😆😆😆
Elite level trolling.
😆😆😆
Richard Sherman is a legend in Seattle. Ain’t no drink or meal he has to buy. Ain’t no sidewalk he doesn’t have a red carpet rolled out for him.
A goddamn Seattle icon.
A goddamn Seattle icon.
I could watch Richard Sherman’s reaction to the Seahawks win over the Rams 200 times.
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Richard Sherman is a legend in Seattle. Ain’t no drink or meal he has to buy. Ain’t no sidewalk he doesn’t have a red carpet rolled out for him.
A goddamn Seattle icon.
A goddamn Seattle icon.
This makes a ton of sense. I’m not shocked even a tiny bit.
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This makes a ton of sense. I’m not shocked even a tiny bit.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
They voted for this. 🤯
REPORTER: More than 20 million Americans are now bracing for their premiums to skyrocket
TRUMP: They will skyrocket because it was never any good
TRUMP: They will skyrocket because it was never any good
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They voted for this. 🤯
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
Oh well this is dystopian isn’t it?
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Oh well this is dystopian isn’t it?
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Can’t believe Bongino didn’t work out.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Can’t believe Bongino didn’t work out.