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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14h

I'd joke that since Jon has black hair and blue eyes that means he's a Wayne but OP probably just ships SuperBat. I've heard an anti once complain about shipping multiple super x bat ships bc they would be in-laws.

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

Next time you see a Vehicon die horribly, think they were an OpMeg child. Bonus if Megatron killed them.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

The standard Autobot protocol could be to yeet the sentio metallico out but (somehow, with sci-fi shit) freeze the Spark "just in case".

Decepticons say they destroyed it but put it in a cold constructed private instead. It's not like anyone would know, or that they will survive even a cycle

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 1d

As much as I agree there should be more mpreg abortion, Transformers mechpreg gets into an interesting moral dilemma where a Spark is objectively a "soul" and in various canons there are severe birth shortages...

If fandoms were more chill with the difference between depiction/endorsement...

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · Sep 20

Kicking the hornet's nest by posting it on this website, particularly on the last tweet, but still want to repost this thread I made

When is somebody gonna do the "witch searches for cat in the Alps" game for real but as the lib cottagecore mentality satire it deserves

Take the early 20th aesthetics, and she fixates on the cat rather than the Wars bc "it's too scary to confront" despite having so much power

Have the bad ending happen by always choosing the "nice" dialog options rather than dig any deeper. The closer you notice people's struggles, the less idealized the environment becomes. Food goes from the Ghibli .GIF compilations to well drawn, but still simply bread.

Worst ending would be finding the cat and retiring to your beautiful but lonely house in the mountain, ignoring the smoke on the horizon

Normal ending is using your magic to blow up panzers

Golden ending is same as normal but alongside the cat and a new townie friend you made

No matter how you play, choosing the option to call the emperor a "big dumb meanie! yikes!" straight up locks you into the bad end. That's probably the hardest cutting point I could make.

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Salman Shurie (recovering HP mode 😵‍💫) @salmanshh.bsky.social · 1d

the absurdity of it all has got me crying laughing, how do you strip something of all its meaning and consequences so hard like this and call it COZY or WHOLESOME LMFAO

do words have any meaning to them anymore hahahahhahahahahhahah

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 3d

Ngl I don't really like the "femme" term we should come up with something punnier to really match "mech"

Was thinking of "leady" pronounced like lady but Idk if it implies they're literaly made of lead and open a bioesentialist can of worms like that estriol spark controversy in IDW

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 5d

Cracks me up that all it took for that look-alike extra in S3 was to give her peach-toned face/hands and a rounder chest like she was a human badly cosplaying her.

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 5d

Thinking of the inevitable episode of that pitch where the Decepticons would've gotten their original bodies back (temporarily) and fem!Starscream got a ridiculously humanoid voluptuous form to inform the audience she used to be sexier back then. 3rd Party Arcees would look modest in comparison.

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 5d

You could even bring his IDW "forged" design up as the body he had before dying for the first time

Also you could nod to that G1 pitch concept of having a nemesis relationship with Jazz bc of him "destroying" that body

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · May 15

There should be a continuity where Megatron knows beforehand about Starscream's immortality and that's the reason he hasn't killed him yet despite all the treachery, but on the other hand there shouldn't so he keeps looking like his trophy wife.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 5d

If we're bringing concepts back we could too reference the Mirage/Sideswipe/Optimus love triangle, but without the heteronormativity.

Hell add Sunstreaker as the concerned brother that gets more accidental chemistry than the intentional relationships

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 5d

You could even bring his IDW "forged" design up as the body he had before dying for the first time

Also you could nod to that G1 pitch concept of having a nemesis relationship with Jazz bc of him "destroying" that body

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · May 15

There should be a continuity where Megatron knows beforehand about Starscream's immortality and that's the reason he hasn't killed him yet despite all the treachery, but on the other hand there shouldn't so he keeps looking like his trophy wife.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · Jul 31

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (2016-???)

Blurr's original G1 biography, with the quote "he's a close descendent of a throroughbred Cybertronic race horse" underlined.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · Aug 17

Thinking about the concept of MegaEmpress being born out of "Megatron's spare parts" implying the previous existence of Megatron boobs.

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Mewtype Ghost @mewtype.online · 12d

tumblr shitpost poll
do you think ms understands consent?
yes <1%
remind me in 3 days 99.2%

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 7d

Your name means "the Demon's Head", yes? I wonder...

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 8d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 10d

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 10d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14d

They should bring SFX in openings back idc

Retrosofa @retrosofa.bsky.social · 15d

I don’t think an anime opening has ever made me laugh so hard.

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14d

Well Optimus already got a Matrix implant it was a matter of time until she got the full bottom surgery

Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14d

Oxes are castrated bulls do what you want with that information #megop

Ox with cart alt-mode Timelines Optimus Prime

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14d

"It is over Prime for I have depicted myself as the alpha bull and yourself as the emasculated ox"
- Megatron, 2025

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14d

I know this is a feudal Japan alt-mode from a fully different toyline and all that but it's funny to believe some dude at Hasbro saw all the bovine smut and went "ok we're doing damage control no more mating seasons"

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 14d

Oxes are castrated bulls do what you want with that information #megop

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 15d

I mean have you seen how many hatchlings did he lay in Bayverse?

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Ed Cook wishes that he was eating a McRib right now @edcooknj.bsky.social · 15d

#ComicsOuttaContextAfterDark

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Starscream's gestation chamber @streamingheart.bsky.social · 16d

I do not play Warhammer I mean like other DIY projects that require painting small spaces