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Lauɒ⅃

@strayjazzcat.bsky.social

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30ish (she/her) When the going gets tough, the astraphobes create social media accounts. Zased Shostakovich, Dash 8, and marine layer enjoyer.

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 14d

Me watching Mariners win the AL West: I just [team logos of Mariners, Astros, Angels, and Rangers, which spells out S H A T] myself.

Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 5h

I WON ALL MY BETS HAHAHAHA

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Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🏳️‍⚧️ @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social · 13h

It's not just that these men aren't very smart, and that women who actually think and do real work either save their asses or at least kick the can down the road.

It's that business decisions are being made in the proverbial locker room-frat house.

Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🏳️‍⚧️ @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social · 13h

An important thing to understand is that not only tech but especially finance are Old Boy's Clubs.

The direct consequence of that is that masculine confidence trumps analytic rigor every single time, with the result of malinvestment and herd behavior every single time.

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 13h

"TESC? That's one of those acronyms those college-educated leftists and alphabet people - wait why's the ballroom leaning to one side"

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Aleish @aleish.bsky.social · 14h

WHERE ARE THE EROSION AND SEDIMENT CONTROL MEASURES

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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 1d

No Kings includes DraftKings

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a nickel for every time lightning struck Kirkland this month and I heard but not saw it, I'd have two nickels, etc.

Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 2d

Also if the Mariners make it to the World Series, I will change my display name to 2025 Chodge Darger for unspecified time

So that's, if they make it to World Series:
- "let's SAIL" clip
- Manchester video
- ads
- Chodge Darger

And if they win:
- Guangzhou
- Cinnamon Challenge
- I will eat 1 flour

Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 4d

My hopes and dreams

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 5d

There's a first time for everything!

sigh

Ban cars.

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 5d

Okay, time for another transit rant.

ST. You've been putting 1 Line/2 Line "service alerts" for minor construction work closing a *handful of parking spots* at stations. Shoving actual alerts to the bottom.

You have a whole freakin' section for "station alerts" on your website. Put 'em there.

Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 5d

"Nice of Reviewbrah to invite us over for a picnic, (g)ayyyy, Luigi?"
"I hope he made lots of bad fast food!"
"Luigi, look! ...it's from Popeye's!"
"Dear pesky foodies, the Restaurants and I have taken over Report of the Week!" etc.

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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 6d

Got an update, of sorts, on my story about Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell's idea to build a 10-foot interactive AI wall where "you could talk to Martin Luther King."
OpenAI and the King Center announced today that Sora will no longer allow depictions of MLK out of respect for the King family.

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Anthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 7d

And now another Tornado Warning for South central San Luis Obispo County until 1215 AM PDT.
* Locations impacted include... San Luis Obispo... Pismo Beach... Arroyo Grande... Nipomo... Grover Beach... Guadalupe... Oceano... Avila Beach... Diablo Canyon... Shell Beach... and Baywood-Los Osos.
#CAwx

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 10d

I've been reminded that I can die happy without seeing the 2 Line open

IF - and only IF - I live long enough to watch all of the Steel Ball Run anime.

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 11d

Heading way downstate to defend an eviction tomorrow. Stopped for gas in a red county and the gas station attendant was saying "there are no more hot guys because the Democrats made them all transgender."

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 11d

THEY'RE LAYING EGGS IN OUR CLOTHES
THEY'RE CRACKING THE EGGS
THEY'RE TRANSING US

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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 12d

Hey guys! I just wrote up a Needling piece for when the Mariners get eliminated so that they don't get eliminated. You're welcome!

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

media.tenor.com

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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 12d

If the Mariners even just make it to the World Series

I'll add this bet to my list. That's 3 bets so far, for those of you counting at home.

(let's say, like, 10 ads max - like as many as I can find)

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 12d

I have complained about this in the past, but if it means the Mariners advance to the ALCS, or even WS, I will watch an ad for every dick pill out there.

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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 12d

COME OUT YE YANKEE FANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS
IN BOSTON AND CHICAAAAAGO
TELL HER HOW TORONTO BLUE JAYS
MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL A WAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY FIELDS OF ROGERS CENTREEEE

meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 12d

anti-yankees cover of Come Out Ye Blacks And Tans

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