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Rob
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Might quit my job to write fan fiction about Mark from Parks and Rec and exactly how everything went wrong.
I’m making way too much meatloaf tonight.

It’s more of a meat boule
I’d pay money to throw poop at Tom Brady.
Ever just roll over doing that?
You better not though…
This is why I don’t have friends.
What even is “time”?
2 walks and a (short) bike ride today.
I’m giving out chunks of wood and knives.
Dude that’s cinema concession level.
Halloween is shut down.
This has to be one of my favorite things ever.
I’d rebuild a chateau with this guy.
The Louvre thief has been identified as Mr. Steal Your Girl
Wes blocks out 2 entire people.
How long would the candy you collected on Halloween last?
Gotta talk to family wah wah
When you dress in the dark you don’t really see the dog hair on your sweater until it’s too late.
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Calling the 1-800 number on the side of a Hamm's can; probably like watching the tape in THE RING
Next season of Slow Horses looks 10 times better than this one.
I’m cooking like Cath from Grand Rapids right now.