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Pattie💜

@storster.bsky.social

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Trans speedrunner gal who’s trying to beat EVERY Wii game on Twitch and YouTube! she/it 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 youtube.com/@Storster Business: [email protected]

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · Nov 21

half my followers here don't directly know me, so...

Hiii, I'm Pattie, but you probably know me as Storster! I am a speedrunner who in recent years has pivoted to doing YouTube content!

If you couldn't figure it out already I am VERY trans and VERY gay. I love speedruns, Wii games, and women 🙏🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 4d

this nowadays is also just the case for many suburbs in the greater boston area 🐸

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 5d

heard after posting this that today is lesbian day, so this is for all my fellow lesbians 💜

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 6d

I’m pleasantly surprised with how good this statement is, love to see it

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 6d

I may be completely fed up with and burnt out with life but at least i’m hot

bathroom selfie of me wearing long blue jeans and a long sleeve black and white stripped shirt. While it is long sleeved it does have open gaps in the shoulders, I think it makes me look really gay

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 15d

I will never understand the brains of white yuppie liberal transfems

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 15d

I’ve been using Firefox for a majority of my internet life. Was the first browser I started using as a kid after realizing there’s more than Explorer

I had a Chrome phase for 1-2 years in my early teens, but I then went right back to Firefox and have stayed since. Feel pretty justified rn.

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 15d

If you’re still using Chrome in 2025 for some reason - you should switch away from it immediately.

A modern web browser without a full ad blocker is ridiculous.

Not a fan of Firefox dabbling with AI stuff lately, but at least they don’t restrict the extensions I can have.

Luc @aura.dog · Aug 16

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh

This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol

old people are just not built to handle this

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 16d

This site really is becoming Twitter 2.0 unfortunately

Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 16d

In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...

Our Approach to Age Assurance - Bluesky

We’re committed to keeping our community informed as we navigate new regional regulations.

bsky.social

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 17d

i forgot how much this game kinda sucks, it gets really ambiguous as fuck at times 😭

will come back another day when i’m in a more patient mindset

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 17d

Continuing my playthrough of Trauma Center: Second Opinion!

www.twitch.tv/storster

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 17d

Continuing my playthrough of Trauma Center: Second Opinion!

www.twitch.tv/storster

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 18d

i love more and more nowadays being on the side that says “i told you so”

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Mira (SPOOKYNOUNS IN BIO) @thefreeradical.org · 18d

never forget how i got death threats, attempts at canceling me and ruining my career, for daring to report the truth on the UwU Smol Bean for-profit small business ran by gentry assholes who use identity as a shield for critique

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 18d

it’s almost like @thefreeradical.org reported on this and so many people refused to hear the harsh truth

Detocroix @detocroix.bsky.social · 19d

Btw, as the Itchio noise and all died down, Adult games are technically just banned now.

Some adult games are still being sold, yes, but if you get caught or reported or whatever, all your payment options will be yanked and only a husk remains.

Zero comments from Itchio on this, nothing, at all.

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 19d

jeez i forgot about that

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 19d

just got my covid and flu vaccines, can’t wait to be more autistic than i already am 🗿

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 22d

really wish I could go but I don't have the financials to back it up...I need to just save up for a while

have fun for those that are going!

Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 22d

It's time to register for #AGDQ2026 !!!

⭐Dates & Prices⭐
Registration Period: Sept. 22-Nov. 30 | $125*
Late Reg.: Dec. 1 - Jan. 3 | $150
Onsite Reg.: Jan. 4-10 | $200

*Foil badges will be available until Nov. 1st as a $20 add-on

gdq.gg/agdq-2026

text reads:
AGDQ2026
Registration Open!!

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 23d

guess i’m 24 now 🐸

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 24d

I was finally forced to see what a “labubu” is and why the fuck is everyone talking about it

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 29d

After a month in the making, I'm finally happy to present everyone my video on Super Paper Mario!

This is by far my most ambitious Wii video yet, and I haven't felt this proud of a video in quite a while, please check it out!!!

Thumbnail Art by: @pawmutt.bsky.social

Is Super Paper Mario Worth Playing?

YouTube video by Storster

youtu.be

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 25d

If you’re able to vote in Minneapolis please find the time to

DONT rank Frey

Minneapolis deserves leadership that is in line with how truly amazing and radical this city can be

Omar Fateh @omarfatehmn.com · 25d

Early voting starts today! Get out to vote by Nov 4. We deserve an affordable city that’s accountable to us. We'll achieve that by ranking the slate for change: myself, @dewayneforminneapolis.com, and @jazzformayor.bsky.social. #DontRankFrey How to vote early: vote.minneapolismn.gov/voters/vote-...

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 26d

is one of the islands in Thousand Island dressing Epstein’s? 🤨

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · Sep 5

Hey yall,

Does anyone have any potential leads on video related work? Not really making any money and am eager to secure an income

This could be video/audio editing, script writing, hell even making thumbnails or any other kind of work that overlaps with my previous Youtube experience.

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Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 26d

i yearn for simpler times

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 26d

welcome to the club 🫡

Pattie💜 @storster.bsky.social · 27d

I could go more than one way here, but my first instinct is to choose G

Life is not worth living if I can't have Mexican food.

Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 28d

For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?

For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...

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