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· Nov 15
First you bait them in with the marketable, high quality Zelda Challenge content, then you STICK 'EM with the 700k word Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction.
when dipshit CEO's say they "work 20hrs a day, 7 days a week" they do not mean the same kind of work you and I do. To them, their very existence is profitable, they "breathe value into everything they see" They view being awake and thinking about stuff as "work." They are not slaving away at a desk.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
when dipshit CEO's say they "work 20hrs a day, 7 days a week" they do not mean the same kind of work you and I do. To them, their very existence is profitable, they "breathe value into everything they see" They view being awake and thinking about stuff as "work." They are not slaving away at a desk.
Prime 4 is amazing, the haters can stay mad. I think the nerdy guy is funny.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Prime 4 is amazing, the haters can stay mad. I think the nerdy guy is funny.
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Asan ang gana ko || HEY JUNE!
i tried my best with this one, but drawing on glass is just too smooth for me😭
i tried my best with this one, but drawing on glass is just too smooth for me😭
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Asan ang gana ko || HEY JUNE!
i tried my best with this one, but drawing on glass is just too smooth for me😭
i tried my best with this one, but drawing on glass is just too smooth for me😭
look at this bluesky usage heatmap to see when I decided to prioritize mental health
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
look at this bluesky usage heatmap to see when I decided to prioritize mental health
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the problem with criticism of companys business practices being framed as "anti-consumer/pro-consumer" is now you have people acting like charging full price for a game that cost full price to make is some kind of crime on par with destroying right to repair or suing archivists into poverty
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the problem with criticism of companys business practices being framed as "anti-consumer/pro-consumer" is now you have people acting like charging full price for a game that cost full price to make is some kind of crime on par with destroying right to repair or suing archivists into poverty
"Are the Switch 2 enhancements of TOTK worth $80" is such a dishonest framing it drives me mad. The enhancements are not $80. They are $10. If you have TOTK and a Switch 2, then you pay $10. If you don't have TOTK, you need TOTK, then the enhancements are $10. The enhancements are NEVER $80.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"Are the Switch 2 enhancements of TOTK worth $80" is such a dishonest framing it drives me mad. The enhancements are not $80. They are $10. If you have TOTK and a Switch 2, then you pay $10. If you don't have TOTK, you need TOTK, then the enhancements are $10. The enhancements are NEVER $80.
As someone who only streams once a week and views Twitch as a secondary platform, this is still pretty cool to see. Top 10% in OOT is really cool since I love that game so much. Thanks for the good year, everyone!
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As someone who only streams once a week and views Twitch as a secondary platform, this is still pretty cool to see. Top 10% in OOT is really cool since I love that game so much. Thanks for the good year, everyone!
booted up my PS4 to use as a Bluray player in the living room, haven't used it in years.
Got a system-level notification like a Trophy Alert, but it was actually an AD for Klarna.
"Can't afford the PS5? Upgrade now for $19/month"
Fuck your entire life Sony/Klarna, that's so predatory.
Got a system-level notification like a Trophy Alert, but it was actually an AD for Klarna.
"Can't afford the PS5? Upgrade now for $19/month"
Fuck your entire life Sony/Klarna, that's so predatory.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
booted up my PS4 to use as a Bluray player in the living room, haven't used it in years.
Got a system-level notification like a Trophy Alert, but it was actually an AD for Klarna.
"Can't afford the PS5? Upgrade now for $19/month"
Fuck your entire life Sony/Klarna, that's so predatory.
Got a system-level notification like a Trophy Alert, but it was actually an AD for Klarna.
"Can't afford the PS5? Upgrade now for $19/month"
Fuck your entire life Sony/Klarna, that's so predatory.
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The SimplySnaps Chao Garden grows! Meet Ori and Kyle!
Chao Garden #2: Meet Ori and Kyle | SimplySnaps
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November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The SimplySnaps Chao Garden grows! Meet Ori and Kyle!
I am starting a Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden exclusively for my Patreon community. Vote on Chao Names, get your own Chao in the garden, and more! I am obsessed with Chao and cannot think of a better bonding activity to share with you all. www.patreon.com/posts/simply...
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I am starting a Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden exclusively for my Patreon community. Vote on Chao Names, get your own Chao in the garden, and more! I am obsessed with Chao and cannot think of a better bonding activity to share with you all. www.patreon.com/posts/simply...
nice argument, but here's a 50,000 word smut novel i wrote about the two of us enjoying a quiet domestic life on the countryside. im pregnant and made you breakfast. we could be so happy if you just let me in and stopped listening to those podcasts
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
nice argument, but here's a 50,000 word smut novel i wrote about the two of us enjoying a quiet domestic life on the countryside. im pregnant and made you breakfast. we could be so happy if you just let me in and stopped listening to those podcasts
shoutouts to this 15 year old "lyrics video" for "Don't Mess Around with Jim" that straight up omits lyrics they couldn't catch by ear. genuinely had me in stitches.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
shoutouts to this 15 year old "lyrics video" for "Don't Mess Around with Jim" that straight up omits lyrics they couldn't catch by ear. genuinely had me in stitches.
To all my new followers from the Linkle video, the best way to directly support me is my patreon! It's how I pay the various artists I collaborate with, and it's the place I get the highest percentage of your donation, unlike YouTube and Twitch's 50/50 split!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To all my new followers from the Linkle video, the best way to directly support me is my patreon! It's how I pay the various artists I collaborate with, and it's the place I get the highest percentage of your donation, unlike YouTube and Twitch's 50/50 split!
In 2023 I wrote a 1st-person retelling of TOTK's Final Fall from Link's perspective exploring what he might be thinking/feeling while falling toward Zelda. I found it this morning and decided to share it with my Patrons: www.patreon.com/posts/final-...
"The Final Fall" a 2023 TOTK Short Story | SimplySnaps
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November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In 2023 I wrote a 1st-person retelling of TOTK's Final Fall from Link's perspective exploring what he might be thinking/feeling while falling toward Zelda. I found it this morning and decided to share it with my Patrons: www.patreon.com/posts/final-...
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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oh man, is THIS why people aren’t watching video essays anymore?
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
oh man, is THIS why people aren’t watching video essays anymore?
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Thank you everyone for the incredible response to the latest video. I'm sure many of you are aware how long this has been weighing on my brain, and I'm not gonna lie, I was really nervous about this one. Given the topic, the length...
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Thank you everyone for the incredible response to the latest video. I'm sure many of you are aware how long this has been weighing on my brain, and I'm not gonna lie, I was really nervous about this one. Given the topic, the length...
I think I've nearly cornered the sapphic transgender audience for Zelda. Next I will become a well-established Sonic the Hedgehog creator.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think I've nearly cornered the sapphic transgender audience for Zelda. Next I will become a well-established Sonic the Hedgehog creator.
call me "the steam deck" the way I'm getting passed around a room of trans girls until everyone's got a turn
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
call me "the steam deck" the way I'm getting passed around a room of trans girls until everyone's got a turn
would you read my Jojo Fic if I mentioned the main character is a trans allegory? i mean, look at the colors ffs
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
would you read my Jojo Fic if I mentioned the main character is a trans allegory? i mean, look at the colors ffs