8va
@stk8va.bsky.social
30 he/him
Musician on guitar/trumpet/bass/writing stuff
Luigi in Melee/P+, Kirby in Smash 64
PlayStation and Nintendo speedrunner
Musician on guitar/trumpet/bass/writing stuff
Luigi in Melee/P+, Kirby in Smash 64
PlayStation and Nintendo speedrunner
The amount of words and characters (including spaces) in this tweet is no coincidence
Embarrassing to be an American right now
Embarrassing to be an American right now
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The amount of words and characters (including spaces) in this tweet is no coincidence
Embarrassing to be an American right now
Embarrassing to be an American right now
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If you're having a rough day, I offer you this image of Pikachu that appears when you use a Game Boy Printer to print off your certificate for "catching 'em all" in Pokémon Yellow.
HE believes in you.
HE believes in you.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you're having a rough day, I offer you this image of Pikachu that appears when you use a Game Boy Printer to print off your certificate for "catching 'em all" in Pokémon Yellow.
HE believes in you.
HE believes in you.
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please make sure to support your trans friends, family, and peers. Sending my best wishes to all of the lovely transgender people today.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please make sure to support your trans friends, family, and peers. Sending my best wishes to all of the lovely transgender people today.
Forming a CAKE cover band. Auditions open for vibraslap.
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Forming a CAKE cover band. Auditions open for vibraslap.
Can’t believe i’m saying this at the conclusion of the most chungus year of my life, but we officially put an offer on a house. Hoping it all works out
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Can’t believe i’m saying this at the conclusion of the most chungus year of my life, but we officially put an offer on a house. Hoping it all works out
When the copier runs out of toner, you should probably replace the toner cartridge instead of punting on it and running to a different one, leaving your 8 minute print job still in the queue. Like Please Be An Adult?
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
When the copier runs out of toner, you should probably replace the toner cartridge instead of punting on it and running to a different one, leaving your 8 minute print job still in the queue. Like Please Be An Adult?
got 3rd in P+ and WON MELEE SINGLES WOOOOO at 20MD
ggs gonna try and keep it up at future events
ggs gonna try and keep it up at future events
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
got 3rd in P+ and WON MELEE SINGLES WOOOOO at 20MD
ggs gonna try and keep it up at future events
ggs gonna try and keep it up at future events
everything is chungus but i am an adult who is capable of listening to simon and garfunkel. take that
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
everything is chungus but i am an adult who is capable of listening to simon and garfunkel. take that
You gotta hand it to Andrew Cuomo: in order for anything involved with his campaign to pronounce “Mamdani” correctly all he had to do was nuke the planet to generate the worst ad I’ve ever seen
This is an actual campaign ad by Andrew Cuomo.
It features an AI generated pregnant and feminized "bill."
It features an AI generated pregnant and feminized "bill."
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You gotta hand it to Andrew Cuomo: in order for anything involved with his campaign to pronounce “Mamdani” correctly all he had to do was nuke the planet to generate the worst ad I’ve ever seen
landlord is kicking us out in 2 months because he wants to sell the house lmao wheeeee
am i still picking up a free CRT later? you bet
am i still picking up a free CRT later? you bet
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
landlord is kicking us out in 2 months because he wants to sell the house lmao wheeeee
am i still picking up a free CRT later? you bet
am i still picking up a free CRT later? you bet
registered for no jawns
lookin like 1 melee event per week for me in november! exciting!
lookin like 1 melee event per week for me in november! exciting!
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
registered for no jawns
lookin like 1 melee event per week for me in november! exciting!
lookin like 1 melee event per week for me in november! exciting!
shout out to the verizon guy who fixed my internet, clocked the CRTs in our place and asked me if they were for melee
and then told me he went to combo breaker, ceo, and evo for street fighter lmao
and then told me he went to combo breaker, ceo, and evo for street fighter lmao
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
shout out to the verizon guy who fixed my internet, clocked the CRTs in our place and asked me if they were for melee
and then told me he went to combo breaker, ceo, and evo for street fighter lmao
and then told me he went to combo breaker, ceo, and evo for street fighter lmao
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
it really blows to be in your early 30s and still not know a thing about where you belong. i feel like i have continuously spread myself thin and made myself a jack of all trades, master of none and it's made it impossible to fit in anywhere
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
it really blows to be in your early 30s and still not know a thing about where you belong. i feel like i have continuously spread myself thin and made myself a jack of all trades, master of none and it's made it impossible to fit in anywhere
experiencing ego death when I get anything other than 1st place in quiplash
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
experiencing ego death when I get anything other than 1st place in quiplash
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Football teams owned by a collective of women: 6-1
Football teams owned by people who once were part of a Trump administration: 0-7
Football teams owned by people who once were part of a Trump administration: 0-7
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Football teams owned by a collective of women: 6-1
Football teams owned by people who once were part of a Trump administration: 0-7
Football teams owned by people who once were part of a Trump administration: 0-7
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You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.
The silliest game 5 win I’ve ever had
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The silliest game 5 win I’ve ever had
I’m like hey what’s up hello
I DID IT!!!
I DID IT!!!
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m like hey what’s up hello
I DID IT!!!
I DID IT!!!
many attempts have come and gone for the 17:3x in pitch perfect, mostly by way of me choking
but i still feel pretty good about it
we go next
it happens today (maybe)
but i still feel pretty good about it
we go next
it happens today (maybe)
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
many attempts have come and gone for the 17:3x in pitch perfect, mostly by way of me choking
but i still feel pretty good about it
we go next
it happens today (maybe)
but i still feel pretty good about it
we go next
it happens today (maybe)
Patriots just put the league on notice.
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Patriots just put the league on notice.
blessing your timeline with low polygon buzz
October 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
blessing your timeline with low polygon buzz