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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 19h

your header photo has armon and you have a bag of rice somewhere. that's some good Posting

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 3d

I’m like hey what’s up hello

I DID IT!!!

Speedrun splits for a 17:38 World Record time in Wii Music’s Pitch Perfect category

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 7d

many attempts have come and gone for the 17:3x in pitch perfect, mostly by way of me choking

but i still feel pretty good about it

we go next

it happens today (maybe)

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 9d

Patriots just put the league on notice.

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 11d

Blissful and sunny for the first half, pretty chilly for the second

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 11d

blessing your timeline with low polygon buzz

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 12d

Not very long, and similarly, forever. One of the groups I play in has a big binder of tunes that we’ve been consistently adding to since 2018

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 12d

Just played music in the courtyard of a hotel for 3 hours for probably less than 15 people throughout the duration

I found out about the gig 2 days ago

AMA

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 14d

Finally, another thing to pursue WR in

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 14d

Today will be the day I get a 17:3X time in the Pitch Perfect category of Wii Music (2008), go back to the 120% category of Spyro The Dragon (1998) and start learning and running the 100% category of Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue (1999)

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 20d

updated 2025 ordered within tiers

SSS: blue
SS: pinkerton, everything will be alright in the end
S: hurley, ok human, white, maladroit
A: make believe, green, van weezer, summer
B: spring, red, winter, raditude
B-: pacific daydream
C: autumn
F: black
Z: teal

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 21d

received a delivery at work 13 months after i requested it. they could have made melee during that time frame

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 22d

omg rapture on the same day as rapture

superginger goes to heaven surely

thinking about get hammered if the gig calendar remains empty that weekend!

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 23d

can't wait for the rapture tomorrow, time to find out if getting 65th at the big house 9 gets you into heaven

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 24d

YEAH E MINOR ALRIGHT YEAH

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eve @uwumystical.bsky.social · 26d

i was lucky enough to be interviewed by rainy and have it be published by melee stats, if you all would give it a read it would mean the world to me meleestats.co/challengers-...

Challengers: Eve, The Empathetic

Just about a decade ago, Melee seemed like it was heading toward something big. The Smash Brothers documentary came out and was a resounding success story. Everybody knew the Five Gods, Leffen, and…

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 27d

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · 27d

I was pretty content with the idea that I’d be in my 30s, maybe finally release some cool music sometime and play it on a late night TV show, but I guess we’re losing those too

I swear everything that young people that wanted to make art for a living saw growing up is just gone lol

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · Sep 14

Cant make it today homie hope it’s a movie!

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · Sep 14

had a great time at JMU for Duke It Out 3, got 2nd in melee to Hua (beat them 3-1 in winners and got 6-1d in grands ouchie) and was lucky enough to stay with my in-laws to not drive another couple hours back home

Next melee event will be Mikey’s on Friday, hoping to have a good PR season 🤓

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · Sep 12

Here’s a new world record to distract from your doomscrolling

Speedrunner 8vaLuigi achieves World Record time of 17:40 in Wii Music’s “Pitch Perfect” category

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · Sep 10

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · Sep 8

i'm a pretty simple guy sometimes, if you show me something that makes fun of billy corgan i probably will laugh at it

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8va @stk8va.bsky.social · Sep 7

patriots might give me a lot more free time on sundays!

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Meltii 🏳️‍⚧️ voidthing @meltiivt.com · Sep 6

i went to everything is gonna be okay island and everybody knew u there

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