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Stew Smith
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Sittin' on the corner of Dude and Catastrophe.
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I never want to watch another cooking YouTuber make bread ever again. There are a billion videos about making buns and bread of every style. They all look the same and follow roughly the same process. Go watch those. Unless it's some revolutionary new recipe or technique, I no longer wanna watch it.
Lanes Chapel is so out of the way you're almost guaranteed to be in and out quicker.
I've been here for about 10 minutes and I'm closer to the voting room than I thought I'd be.
It's long but moving at a not unreasonable rate. Not out the door like it was a year ago but close
I'm in line at First Christian right now so I should probably decide how I wanna go with it haha
He did? Hmmmm. I'm gonna have to look to see if he talked about it. Because my reading of it makes it sound horrible.
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It's important that politicians take their job seriously, but what Mamdani's campaign has really illuminated for me is how much I want candidates who are visibly full of joy and have a palpable love for their constituents, no matter how different they may be. Zohran's smile is infectious.
. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dropped in on many online microfandoms to conquer the fragmented media problem, including a personal favorite of mine, the streamer who walks around New York making beats for strangers to freestyle to @ariathome.bsky.social
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Conservatives 2016-2024: dumb libs think words are violence

Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...
From Bovino's deposition: (1) he calls protestors "violent" if they articulate views hostile to ICE, even if no violence is manifested; (2) he instructs his forces to attack and arrest protestors who express "hyperbolic comments," which is to say, criticism of ICE and Bovino.
'I could smell the onions and mustard.'
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We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it
I had never seen the Batman Forever arcade game and always assumed it was pretty close to the home versions.

Then I looked up a longplay of it and nope that thing is bonkers.
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Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
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Election Day

Detail from Daredevil: Born Again, by Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli.
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Perhaps some photos of the most beautiful woman you've ever seen will turn you off Mamdani.
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
I haven't had it in over 30 years but my memory of it says it was the greatest dessert ever.
To a kid in the 90s, there was nothing fancier than this shit right here.
How dare you slander the noble Viennetta this way
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A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
Also, *boy* is it a treat to hear Alan Silvestri's incredible score blast from good theater speakers.

Bob Zemeckis: Alright, Alan, it's a comedy adventure about a teenager who goes back in time and nearly bangs his mom.

Alan Silvestri: Sounds hilarious. I know exactly what to do.
Back To The Future (From "Back To The Future" Original Score/End Credits)
YouTube video by The Outatime Orchestra - Topic
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Teen Vogue legitimately delivered better, more honest, accurate and harder hitting political coverage and analysis than most legacy media outlets. A genuine loss right here.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.