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Husband. Father. Physicist. Umpire. Striving for Neutral Good but probably ends up more Lawful Neutral. SALA Team Six. He/him.
Why should we leave the country? They're the no talent ass clowns.
Any reference to SALA are of course purely farcical.
Why should we leave the country? They're the no talent ass clowns.
Any reference to SALA are of course purely farcical.
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It is not a perfect analogy and might even be bad, but gender seems like living in NYC and ppl asking "Mets or Yankees," when "not into baseball," "the Brooklyn Cyclones," and "my drag townball community" all seem like other good answers.
Once again, it's Just That Simple
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
It is not a perfect analogy and might even be bad, but gender seems like living in NYC and ppl asking "Mets or Yankees," when "not into baseball," "the Brooklyn Cyclones," and "my drag townball community" all seem like other good answers.
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This is how you activate the Winter Soldier
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is how you activate the Winter Soldier
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Why the fuck does anyone give a single solitary fuck what trans people do with their own lives and bodies? Why can't some people just let other folks live?
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Why the fuck does anyone give a single solitary fuck what trans people do with their own lives and bodies? Why can't some people just let other folks live?
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
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I don't know Jacob Savage from Doc Savage, but it takes a pair of undescended testicles to steal an appelation first coined by Gertrude Stein to describe a generation of writers scarred by war and apply it to whiny white boys who lost a little bit of their priviledge and call it oppression.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don't know Jacob Savage from Doc Savage, but it takes a pair of undescended testicles to steal an appelation first coined by Gertrude Stein to describe a generation of writers scarred by war and apply it to whiny white boys who lost a little bit of their priviledge and call it oppression.
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I am reminded of Lincoln's famous letter to Joshua Speed in 1855
quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
![Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes." When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty-to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kok4aqdr3qnsj6ktfkq76kqz/bafkreibv56orcjfhjc2czd5kkydlzapnuem3xkzbhna4fia27pyajprzvq@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am reminded of Lincoln's famous letter to Joshua Speed in 1855
quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
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Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
Brave Mike Johnson ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When questions reared their ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Mike Johnson turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Mike Johnson!
Bravely ran away away.
When questions reared their ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Mike Johnson turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Mike Johnson!
Mike Johnson refuses to comment on Trump’s post about Rob Reiner and runs away from reporters.
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Brave Mike Johnson ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When questions reared their ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Mike Johnson turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Mike Johnson!
Bravely ran away away.
When questions reared their ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Mike Johnson turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Mike Johnson!
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Lions playing 11 vs. 18 again.
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Lions playing 11 vs. 18 again.
Now you don't need to bother, RT false started twice in a row they didn't bother with the flag
So against the #OnePride you can buy yourself out of any false start with a timeout. Got it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Now you don't need to bother, RT false started twice in a row they didn't bother with the flag
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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68% of pregnancy related homicides involve guns. And, black women have a higher risk of being murdered during their pregnancies than women of other races.
Just something to think about when someone claims to be pro life. If they’re not also pro gun control, then they’re just a liar.
Just something to think about when someone claims to be pro life. If they’re not also pro gun control, then they’re just a liar.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
68% of pregnancy related homicides involve guns. And, black women have a higher risk of being murdered during their pregnancies than women of other races.
Just something to think about when someone claims to be pro life. If they’re not also pro gun control, then they’re just a liar.
Just something to think about when someone claims to be pro life. If they’re not also pro gun control, then they’re just a liar.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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This annoyed me so much I had to write a thing. www.physicsmatt.com/blog/2025/12...
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This annoyed me so much I had to write a thing. www.physicsmatt.com/blog/2025/12...
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
So now we're pirates.
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So now we're pirates.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE