Steve Danger Moore
@stevenmoore722.bsky.social
Yank in exile. Notable expert on nothing. I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying, Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
Johnny Appleseed, but with Swiss Chard.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Johnny Appleseed, but with Swiss Chard.
In the 80s I used to read a bunch of magazines about music. They would act like new bands were doing amazing things while Bands like The Jeff Beck Group were putting out music that our older cousins could listen to in their Grand Prix while they rode out to the burbs to get the good coke.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In the 80s I used to read a bunch of magazines about music. They would act like new bands were doing amazing things while Bands like The Jeff Beck Group were putting out music that our older cousins could listen to in their Grand Prix while they rode out to the burbs to get the good coke.
There was a sportswriter who said that by halfway through the season, the Browns would be sitting on top of their division.
Whoever he's writing for should take his crayons away.
Whoever he's writing for should take his crayons away.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
There was a sportswriter who said that by halfway through the season, the Browns would be sitting on top of their division.
Whoever he's writing for should take his crayons away.
Whoever he's writing for should take his crayons away.
Tuesday is Veterans' Day. Right now the military isn't getting paid and the rapist in the white house is fighting to keep them from getting food.
If you see a service person on Tuesday, ask him if he or she can afford to eat. And ask them to get those sound effects for me.
If you see a service person on Tuesday, ask him if he or she can afford to eat. And ask them to get those sound effects for me.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tuesday is Veterans' Day. Right now the military isn't getting paid and the rapist in the white house is fighting to keep them from getting food.
If you see a service person on Tuesday, ask him if he or she can afford to eat. And ask them to get those sound effects for me.
If you see a service person on Tuesday, ask him if he or she can afford to eat. And ask them to get those sound effects for me.
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Trump's Gestapo
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Trump's Gestapo
12:pm - 1:pm made chicken tacos with refried beans, rice, southwest corn blend, black beans, Rotel, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, black olives and guac for four people.
1:pm - 1:25pm Ate said tacos.
1:25pm -? Cleaned every single pot, pan, utensil and serving bowl in the entire fucking house.
1:pm - 1:25pm Ate said tacos.
1:25pm -? Cleaned every single pot, pan, utensil and serving bowl in the entire fucking house.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
12:pm - 1:pm made chicken tacos with refried beans, rice, southwest corn blend, black beans, Rotel, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, black olives and guac for four people.
1:pm - 1:25pm Ate said tacos.
1:25pm -? Cleaned every single pot, pan, utensil and serving bowl in the entire fucking house.
1:pm - 1:25pm Ate said tacos.
1:25pm -? Cleaned every single pot, pan, utensil and serving bowl in the entire fucking house.
All 31 Moms for Liberty terrorists lost their elections in 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
All 31 Moms for Liberty terrorists lost their elections in 2025.
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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari on why Speaker Mike Johnson kicked her out of his office...
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari on why Speaker Mike Johnson kicked her out of his office...
This is a long way to go to say rapist.
The President is a senile game show host and trust fund nepo baby who is in rapid, visible, terminal decline, a bigoted carnival barker who had the lowest average approval rating in the history of the Gallup poll even before he staged a coup attempt and only snuck back in by elites stacking the deck
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is a long way to go to say rapist.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
Maga.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
Maga.
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
Maga.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
The president's main priority is the ballroom.
Maga.
Stopped at a store and saw a woman trying to change a flat tire. I showed her how to remove the old tire. She offered me money, which I refused because being able to do something to help means you do something to help. She told me she was MAGA until her Army son couldn't get SNAP. There is hope.p
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Stopped at a store and saw a woman trying to change a flat tire. I showed her how to remove the old tire. She offered me money, which I refused because being able to do something to help means you do something to help. She told me she was MAGA until her Army son couldn't get SNAP. There is hope.p
Tomorrow, I'm making a salad out of shit I grew myself. If you want to stop by and have a bit of lettuce and tomato that grew in the woods against all odds, I'll gladly accommodate you. But you may want to bring your own dressing. I'm kinda stupid that way
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tomorrow, I'm making a salad out of shit I grew myself. If you want to stop by and have a bit of lettuce and tomato that grew in the woods against all odds, I'll gladly accommodate you. But you may want to bring your own dressing. I'm kinda stupid that way
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Um, yeah, you deserve happiness and I will root for you when it happens
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Um, yeah, you deserve happiness and I will root for you when it happens
When the the police ask you questions, don't answer.
Polite conversation about where you're coming from or where you're going is interrogation. They need to know nothing. If they ask where you're coming from, they want to know if it's a bar or a party. If you must speak, point behind you and say
Polite conversation about where you're coming from or where you're going is interrogation. They need to know nothing. If they ask where you're coming from, they want to know if it's a bar or a party. If you must speak, point behind you and say
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When the the police ask you questions, don't answer.
Polite conversation about where you're coming from or where you're going is interrogation. They need to know nothing. If they ask where you're coming from, they want to know if it's a bar or a party. If you must speak, point behind you and say
Polite conversation about where you're coming from or where you're going is interrogation. They need to know nothing. If they ask where you're coming from, they want to know if it's a bar or a party. If you must speak, point behind you and say
Heartbreaker, soul shaker, I've been told about you!
Hair of the Dog is a hell of a riff to hear just before bed.
To my neighbor who blows leaves for six hours a day.
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.
Hair of the Dog is a hell of a riff to hear just before bed.
To my neighbor who blows leaves for six hours a day.
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Heartbreaker, soul shaker, I've been told about you!
Hair of the Dog is a hell of a riff to hear just before bed.
To my neighbor who blows leaves for six hours a day.
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.
Hair of the Dog is a hell of a riff to hear just before bed.
To my neighbor who blows leaves for six hours a day.
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.
It's 9:40pm. My neighbor was out with his beloved leaf blower for six hours today. I have a 100 watt halfstack and a newly refurbished 1977 Fender Stratocaster that needs testing. The only question is should I wait until his bedroom light goes off or start early enough to plant the riff in his head?
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's 9:40pm. My neighbor was out with his beloved leaf blower for six hours today. I have a 100 watt halfstack and a newly refurbished 1977 Fender Stratocaster that needs testing. The only question is should I wait until his bedroom light goes off or start early enough to plant the riff in his head?
They had Fall pasta at the store but I didn't buy any because it wasn't made with real gravity.
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
They had Fall pasta at the store but I didn't buy any because it wasn't made with real gravity.
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Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
I'm at Aldi watching a father who is obviously a furloughed federal worker try and ration out $48 dollars into food for the week for him and his two teenage boys. I'm going to pay for his groceries.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm at Aldi watching a father who is obviously a furloughed federal worker try and ration out $48 dollars into food for the week for him and his two teenage boys. I'm going to pay for his groceries.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Of all the different kinds of tots, "tater" is my favorite.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Of all the different kinds of tots, "tater" is my favorite.
I heard there was a blue wave today, I didn't believe it until I saw it for myself.
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I heard there was a blue wave today, I didn't believe it until I saw it for myself.