Remember a few weeks ago when he said it was 17 trillion dollars? It's funny how when a fraud is in charge, fraud happens.

They made a movie about something no one gives a shit about staring a person everyone hates. SURPRISE! Not.

truly gifted musicians like Robin Trower and Peter Frampton. It's as if there was a girl with a PHD and a great personality who could carry on a conversation and liked the same things you did but they kept her a secret while touting the girl with the fake tits and lip injections. I feel betrayed.

As it turns out, the music that bands and musicians most people have never heard of was the inspiration and influence that cheesy hairspray bands stole from shamelessly to put the musical equivalent of McDonald's in kid's hands. They touted male models pretending to play guitar while glossing over

I would take you in a heartbeat if I didn't have a murder prone Scottish girlfriend who would be sure I took you in as a potential replacement for her.

The Vikings were pretending to be the Browns.

That's terrible. You're doing it all wrong. That movie should only be watched on a 19" CRT set that has one of those adapters you have to screw to the antenna post and played on Betamax in mono. Lol.

I have driven people insane nagging them to watch this movie. It is simultaneously one the best and worst movies of all time.

I made a reference to this movie on Twitter and Monica Lewinsky liked it. That really says something about it. I don't know what it says, but it definitely says something.

I'm AARP years old and there are settings on my washing machine that may as well be written in Chinese. Don't feel bad there are things you don't know. I probably don't know more.

Yeah, the gold has a vibe to it