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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 10h

I’m in the same camp. We both weren’t at the concerts, not holding lighters…

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 10h

World Series Game 3 lasted just shy of 7 hours, 50k+ in attendance. Based on most recent US mortality rate of .928/1,000 annually, 0.741553 people in that stadium should have died in that time.

That one guy is so lucky it didn’t go another 6 innings.

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 11h

World Series Game 3. 18th inning. If LA runs out of pitchers, they did show Sandy Koufax is in the crowd…

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 17h

Texting with a Canadian pal re: World Series Game 3 in LA
#bluejays #dodgers

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 2d

In order to prove their reporting is impartial, modern mainstream media journalists go out of their way to avoid showing a bias for democracy.

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 2d

Scott is all talented and stuff!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 2d

More of this. All the time. Every time they appear. Constantly. Fuck ICE.

armando l sanchez @mandophotos.bsky.social · 3d

More from the scene

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 3d

Didn’t you know? Schneider was born in 1840.

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 3d

He gets his erm, boots shined, plenty at cabinet meetings now, so maybe that’s enough?

Or he’s as tired as he seems

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 6d

21 days of shutdown. The GOP is really determined to make people pay more for healthcare. And for billionaires to get their tax break. #principles

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 7d

Anyone else grind their teeth in agony when you hear the vocal fry VO on those Kindred ads?

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 7d

48 should just let that ballroom sit empty with the lights off. Better yet, make it a soup kitchen.

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 7d

Quick, go climb another mountain to quiet the thoughts!

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 12d

Say it right

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 13d

"Young" Republicans are already angry and old in heart and mind. Wasted youth personified. A death cult.

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 13d

Great poster!

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 16d

Bingo
(Police Squad responses welcome)

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 16d

PRO TIP: Sports writers, have some fun with the team name in your headlines. E.g., if you’re in Milwaukee, try, “Brewin’ Up Trouble” or “What’s Brewin’?” Pardon the pun!!
BONUS TIP: Droppin’ the G at the end of -ing words signals informality, a.k.a. FUN! 🤩

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 21d

Nobody tell Pete Hegseth

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 22d

I’m an ally, but I admit when I went to Red Lobster I couldn’t resist the SWERF and TERF special. 😔

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23d

attributing personality traits to generations is the phrenology of our age

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 26d

Nice view!

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 26d

How hurt is Cosby he wasn’t asked to play Riyadh?

Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · 27d

Hello, VEGAS. See the Eagles OR Wizard of Oz at the Sphere. Or both!! 🤩

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Steven P. Benaquist @stevebenaquist.bsky.social · Sep 26

The Lowdown is terrific! Fun to be on the SAG nom comm this year & see a lot of great shows and meet @ethanhawken.bsky.social ! He & Sterlin Jarho have made a rich world that sucks you in. And two of its denizens are my old comedy comrades @johnnypemberton.bsky.social and @joshfadem.bsky.social!

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