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'Trends and Forces' Theory of Dinner
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
juwanna knowsumm'
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Designing a theater with acoustic lensing such that an overpressure wave liquifies seat 114G right at the end of Spamalot's "The Song That Goes Like This"
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Dim Something
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
boy go slop them there pokemans in the barn
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The Human Pee Gnome Project
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Send 10 bitcoin to this address and I return your son unharmed
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Kind of impossible but a thing I say thousands of times every year

“Hey, you up for a photo real quick?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
my vampire genesis project will never see the light of day
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I took the Things That Never Happened clue in Jeopardy and lost all my money
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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one epic rap battle of history after another
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I had to kill bob barker because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
bro
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
my name is Sam Likely
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
eating cherry tomatoes denethorly
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
dont know much about SCIENCE BOOK
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
filling up my drafts with putrid posts. A stunning return to form
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
years ago i downloaded a version of OMC's How Bizarre that is unequivocally the best version of it. Somehow i cannot for the life of me find where the fuck this came from.

It's on none of the official albums or mixes, got an extended intro, and runs 4:16. It even sounds official and everything!
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
meal replacement bus service
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
still thinking about Inca Hoote
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
getting high on impedance
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
gigglebit ethernet
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
free league of legends screenname up for grabs:

MalzaharFK Jr.
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
i set my Teams status to Busy and end my turn.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Surrender to the Taliban
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM