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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 14d

unraveling

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 21h

zora neale hurston is a fucking badass

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 21h

dude brings his little kid to my fav na meeting and she is always walking around and being a nuisance bless her heart

she finally comes up to me and after thoroughly inspecting me for a full two seconds says

"you kinda look like a girl"

i smile

"i am a girl"

"ok"

and she waddles away

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 21h

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 2d

polyamory is where ur unemployed and the more unemployed you are the more polyamorous it is

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 2d

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cedars cum emporium @pussy.meangirls.online · 2d

mean woman who grabs me by the back of my head outside of the bar and gets in real close and tells me i’m a stupid silly boy who needs to learn his place in society and then makes me beg her to kiss me. but i’m not thinking about that actually im thinking about the pythagorean theorem and im normal

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𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽 @wyntr.bsky.social · 2d

bitch ass flies hate to see me coming with a swatter

me +5
flies 0

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 4d

how do i block users? @everyone

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 4d

it is on the internet so it myst be true

Least Neurodivergent Transbian: @bataillestan.bsky.social · 4d

@starwater.bsky.social when she shits on the floor

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 4d

this is not real and i said so

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

my dick dont work btw

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

anyone wanna fuck me in the woods at night?

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

more sexual grandmas required

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

it says so on the internet so its true

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

my roommate is obsessed with my ass

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

my roommate is obsessed with my ass

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

i have a feeling that its not cum its sweaty ball come out my pp hole

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

me rn

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

THIS SEEMS LIKE AN INCREDIBLY FAIR DEAL YES PLEASE

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

installing peepholes the wrong way on my roommates doors

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 5d

I wish ben affleck was here holding my hand and taking me to a breakfast sandwich

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starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

ive learned more about language and writing from bsky than i have learned from every english class ive ever taken

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

instagram reels are the ultimate downers

starwater @starwater.bsky.social · 5d

happy to announce i have neglected my meds long enough to post good again

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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 7d

sharing again because I'm broke again, tabling a zine fest in a little over a week & could really use some help 🖤

daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · Aug 25

hey all. my mental health hasn't been great, so i'm starting an intensive outpatient program, which is going to severely affect my ability to work for ~8 weeks. if you'd like to help me make ends meet during that time i would greatly appreciate it 🖤
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
ca/vm: mommywiseau

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