Startled Jesus
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Startled Jesus
@startled.bsky.social
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UK. Old enough to know better. That's me in the corner, crushed by the wheels of industry, but dancing the night away. We/Willie/Winkie.
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Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
White House responds to South Park latest episode. 😂

“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
Is he the voice of The Mysterons?

Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?
A face scan or details of a credit card, Bluesky?

I think not. My word is my bond.

Que sera, sera.
Looks more like Julian Clary…
‘I’m not an age, Bluesky, I’m a free man!’

#Beseeingyou
Do they still drink it in the Congo, or is that now cultural appropriation?
‘Woof wa woof woof wa woof woof aaah!’
Or ‘Mr Soft’ from the Chewy mint ad.
Pining for the fjords?
I’ve just listened to Angry Anderson again. What a wedding.
I’m still ‘doing the do’, though.

Hello Alison.
Have you tried ‘BOGIES!’ ?
Is Scanny an alien?
Is that a quote from a Climie Fisher track?
I preferred SWALK on my envelopes.
I’ve just proved my adulthood by telling Bluesky about dealy boppers and clackers.

I’ve still got the bruises.

Weren’t #KWS a boy band?
Was it green, or one of those supposed collectors items?

I’ve still got £2 left on mine. 😡
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Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis.

That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
I’ve just verified my age for Bluesky, by telling them ‘For mash, get Smash’
I've just verified my age by telling someone, 'The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta.'
I’ve just verified my age by asking someone ‘If you see Sid, tell him’.
A state visit from India’s Modi now? The same Modi that is a shameless Putin apologist?

These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
I do live in the UK, and increasingly have no idea how things work here either.
This is not creepy nor intrusive at all.

See you under the spreading chestnut tree.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 23
📢 1.105 is rolling out now

The main change is only for users in the UK. Version 1.105 introduces legally-required Age Assurance for users in the United Kingdom to access certain moderation settings and DMs. Read more about this here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Working with the UK Government to Protect Children Online - Bluesky
Part of Bluesky’s mission to create a more open and decentralized social web is helping users feel safe and in control of their experience. We always try to balance safety with privacy, and free expression with civility.
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