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‍‍‍ ✱ just one more attack, and i'll unleash my 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲... ✱ think you're ready for it? ✱ for your sake, i hope the answer is yes. ✱ 'cuz i don't know how to turn this off. ‍‍‍

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 14h

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woe. ten thousand ts!us accounts be upon ye. crossbones
written by castor / maya:-)

[ #undertalerp #underswaprp #utdrrp #utrp #dtrp #mvrp ]

a crude drawing of crossbones and koffin-k. koffin-k is on his knees, furious, with tears falling from his eyes; crossbones stands in front of him completely unbothered, with the speech bubble "ratio".

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 4h

* nah. you should be flattered. some random guy cares enough to check on you.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 5h

* ( walking out of frame ) ( taking off the blue bandana ) ( walking back into frame )

* can't believe crossbones is trying to steal sans saturday like that.
* jeez. . . the nerve of some people.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 5h

* guess you'll have to forgive me for being curious.

* besides, i'm a pretty good listener. . .
* see? i'm all ears.

* ( pointing to his lack of ears. )

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 5h

heya. what's with the sour face?

* ( no blue bandana or ketchup gun in sight. . . this is sans. )

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 5h

* it's crossbones saturday.

* the 'c' in crossbones is pronounced like an 's'.

* . . . but just for today.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 5h

* ( he chuckles a little, more of a loosely incredulous laugh, lowering the prop. )

* yeah, 'cause you came up with it. what is this?
* . . . don't tell me it's opposite day. i swear i marked it on my calendar.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 5h

* . . . huh.

* ( he raises an "eyebrow". )

* well, if you haven't heard of me, then. . . i guess i better introduce myself.

* i lurk in the shadows, ready to bring justice to evildoers.
* my name?
* crossbones. hero and protector of the starlight isles.

* ( he poses, pointing his ketchup gun. )

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 6h

] ITS AWESOME . i was disappointed when starlightsavior was taken but then i was like . wait. there's supposed to be a u anyway that's how it's spelled on the images

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 6h

* hey. not so loud. you'll blow my cover.

* . . . is this it? are you finally coming around to the life of a prankster?

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 6h

* . . . hey, i thought the superhero deal was supposed to be my thing.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 6h

] i've decided this applies . because i think it'd be really funny

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 11h

] do you think if he went into a dark world he'd just look the exact same

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 9h

] IFUCKING GOT HIM

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 9h

] MOTHERFUCKER I CAN SEE YOU SWEATING.

Reposted by — 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

] i am now back home from my trip . . . and i am immediately going back to trying to beat crossbones twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* suit yourself. just be careful.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

] i am now back home from my trip . . . and i am immediately going back to trying to beat crossbones twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* maybe it's better not to think about it too hard.

* trust me. you'll just give yourself a headache.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* hey, thanks. i'll have to hang this up on my wall.

* ( crossbones pockets both the pen and the paper again, still not bothering to fold it up properly. )

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* what? is it a crime for a guy to enjoy some music in his downtime?

* ( crossbones winks. ????? )

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* ( and she's yanked out. sopping wet, but safe and sound. another successful rescue effort from crossbones. )

* there we go.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* sorry.
* it's all i've got on me right now.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* ( he's shooting his grappling hook at her. )

* ( . . . fortunately, the fact that it has to go through water means it's definitely not hurtling toward her at full force. )

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* i get this strange feeling. . . somewhere, sometime, in a different universe. . .

* that guy took my place for about five minutes.

— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* sounds like a job for a hero.

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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 10h

* no, really. i've even got a pen.

* ( crossbones pulls a pen out of his pocket, as well as. . . a crumpled flyer with his own face on it. there is a mustache crudely drawn on it. )