ACE OF PENTACLES
@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social
IT’S OKAY TO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU’RE JEALOUS OF ME.
icon by eggpathy on twitter. minors dni.
icon by eggpathy on twitter. minors dni.
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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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// he’s a shitty dad now but in time that will change because i am so endeared by girldad spamton.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
// he’s a shitty dad now but in time that will change because i am so endeared by girldad spamton.
// i think A Lot. about how bspam told swaptenna that it’s only ok to be different if you can make up for it somehow. otherwise you’re just weird. surely this doesn’t reflect how he feels about himself
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
// i think A Lot. about how bspam told swaptenna that it’s only ok to be different if you can make up for it somehow. otherwise you’re just weird. surely this doesn’t reflect how he feels about himself
DUDE you’re not supposed to call people that anymore.
YOU DISGUST ME,
YOU ANNOY ME,
AND YOU'RE A PARASITE
GET OUT OF HERE CUNTBOY
YOU ANNOY ME,
AND YOU'RE A PARASITE
GET OUT OF HERE CUNTBOY
OK Buddy
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
DUDE you’re not supposed to call people that anymore.
OK Buddy
THIS ONE DISGUSTS ME,
VERY,
VERY DEEPLY.
VERY,
VERY DEEPLY.
Oh my GODDDDDDDDD you people don’t let me do anything
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
OK Buddy
// spamton enters lust-induced fugue states and makes the worst choices in the world and then when the consequences finally come back to bite him in the ass he gets SOOO SCARED
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
// spamton enters lust-induced fugue states and makes the worst choices in the world and then when the consequences finally come back to bite him in the ass he gets SOOO SCARED
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Why do we bash “deadbeat” dads for not wanting to be there for their kids but never questioned if the kid had bad vibes? Or maybe they’re just unpleasant to be around?
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Why do we bash “deadbeat” dads for not wanting to be there for their kids but never questioned if the kid had bad vibes? Or maybe they’re just unpleasant to be around?
Oh my GODDDDDDDDD you people don’t let me do anything
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh my GODDDDDDDDD you people don’t let me do anything
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But perhaps no parent can truly see their child. When we look we see only the mirror of our own faults.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
But perhaps no parent can truly see their child. When we look we see only the mirror of our own faults.
// where’s the quote. hold on
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
// where’s the quote. hold on
// at work…… slow replies
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
// at work…… slow replies
Why the fuck do they all inherit that. Why are they able to do the soundbite thing
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Why the fuck do they all inherit that. Why are they able to do the soundbite thing
// giggled out loud
6h
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
// giggled out loud
( okay, tenna. )
…… ( trying to stick his tongue in his mouth ) Mmlleehehh
…… ( trying to stick his tongue in his mouth ) Mmlleehehh
nllrg nlegjh.blefg blegh
{ Wasn't expecting THAT. }
{ Wasn't expecting THAT. }
Gimme some sugar!
( grabbing either side of his head and planting a biiiiiiig kiss right on his mouth. MWWWWAH )
( grabbing either side of his head and planting a biiiiiiig kiss right on his mouth. MWWWWAH )
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
( okay, tenna. )
…… ( trying to stick his tongue in his mouth ) Mmlleehehh
…… ( trying to stick his tongue in his mouth ) Mmlleehehh
What the heck is that little white thing.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What the heck is that little white thing.
// so sleepy… 😴
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
// so sleepy… 😴
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I have no sympathy. I live for this shit!
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I have no sympathy. I live for this shit!
Happened to me
My (25M) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have unionized
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Happened to me
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Babe you have to fucking listen to me that Shadowguy learned how to imitate a Grindr notification. He’s been out to get me ever since I started working here.
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Babe you have to fucking listen to me that Shadowguy learned how to imitate a Grindr notification. He’s been out to get me ever since I started working here.
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Why doesn’t he answer
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why doesn’t he answer
// why are you as a grown man saying “holy moly”
// saw someone say this was probably written by bigshot spamton and im laughing at the red text now he sucks so baddddd
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
// why are you as a grown man saying “holy moly”
Gimme some sugar!
( grabbing either side of his head and planting a biiiiiiig kiss right on his mouth. MWWWWAH )
( grabbing either side of his head and planting a biiiiiiig kiss right on his mouth. MWWWWAH )
UGH.
{ He leans down. }
{ He leans down. }
Gotta see it through, buddy! C’mon, lean down.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Gimme some sugar!
( grabbing either side of his head and planting a biiiiiiig kiss right on his mouth. MWWWWAH )
( grabbing either side of his head and planting a biiiiiiig kiss right on his mouth. MWWWWAH )
// saw someone say this was probably written by bigshot spamton and im laughing at the red text now he sucks so baddddd
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
// saw someone say this was probably written by bigshot spamton and im laughing at the red text now he sucks so baddddd
MIKE let’s get a $20 Panera gift card on the desks of Lace and Swatch and the thick green one for helping out with operation Annie Extracto-ganza.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
MIKE let’s get a $20 Panera gift card on the desks of Lace and Swatch and the thick green one for helping out with operation Annie Extracto-ganza.
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How Tenna finds me 1 hour into the function after I promised to be designated driver
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
How Tenna finds me 1 hour into the function after I promised to be designated driver
Mmmbhgggghhhng
You're A Fi##### ### Who ##### ### ##### ######## ## ### ##### ### ##### As A Child And It's ####### Annoying
Caan you keep calling me mean names
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Mmmbhgggghhhng