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@swagbeaft.bsky.social
quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
Let's go to the garden. Let's be kids again. I'll chase you if you chase me.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Let's go to the garden. Let's be kids again. I'll chase you if you chase me.
the smiling grinner knows the world's her dinner
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the smiling grinner knows the world's her dinner
SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
If my brother's dead, I am not alive.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If my brother's dead, I am not alive.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
Diminish my feelings if you wish, but do NOT expect me to take this lying down— that’s more your style, from what I can tell.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Diminish my feelings if you wish, but do NOT expect me to take this lying down— that’s more your style, from what I can tell.
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
If my brother's dead, I am not alive.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
If my brother's dead, I am not alive.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
Girl is that a pie in your window
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Girl is that a pie in your window
Heheh, heh. Bluff called!
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Heheh, heh. Bluff called!
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
maybe there ageric to gagobears
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
maybe there ageric to gagobears
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
they put him in the cup and no eyes as well… really hope things improve for this dope soul
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
they put him in the cup and no eyes as well… really hope things improve for this dope soul
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
you ain’t just sellin’ yourself short—
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
you ain’t just sellin’ yourself short—
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
Spamton got hit by a car
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Spamton got hit by a car
Spamton got hit by a car
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Spamton got hit by a car
Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.
Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet