ACE OF PENTACLES
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IT’S OKAY TO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU’RE JEALOUS OF ME.
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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
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// class time slow replies
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
// class time slow replies
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Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns! Just In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns! Just In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
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- I don't like you. You're such a little bitch.
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
- I don't like you. You're such a little bitch.
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
How that first cigarette feels after waking up
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
How that first cigarette feels after waking up
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Now, fine, I’ll fuckin’ step up and take care of the kid, but I’m NOT giving up swearing, or smoking, or drinking, or sex, or drugs, or hookers, or gambling, or joyriding, or extortion, or clubbing, or gossiping, or womanizing, or caffeine.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Now, fine, I’ll fuckin’ step up and take care of the kid, but I’m NOT giving up swearing, or smoking, or drinking, or sex, or drugs, or hookers, or gambling, or joyriding, or extortion, or clubbing, or gossiping, or womanizing, or caffeine.
// oh soooo sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
// oh soooo sleepy
Cig E. Rhett, the nicotine darkner
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Cig E. Rhett, the nicotine darkner
‘Kay, seriously, where’d that little thing get off to.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
‘Kay, seriously, where’d that little thing get off to.
Now, fine, I’ll fuckin’ step up and take care of the kid, but I’m NOT giving up swearing, or smoking, or drinking, or sex, or drugs, or hookers, or gambling, or joyriding, or extortion, or clubbing, or gossiping, or womanizing, or caffeine.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Now, fine, I’ll fuckin’ step up and take care of the kid, but I’m NOT giving up swearing, or smoking, or drinking, or sex, or drugs, or hookers, or gambling, or joyriding, or extortion, or clubbing, or gossiping, or womanizing, or caffeine.
// now. walk with me here. bspam deserves a LOT of the fucking criticism he gets and he is like selfish and a bitch but at the same time it is also a little bit like a self fulfilling prophecy. if people only ever see him as a sleazy coward why bother trying to be anything better yknow
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
// now. walk with me here. bspam deserves a LOT of the fucking criticism he gets and he is like selfish and a bitch but at the same time it is also a little bit like a self fulfilling prophecy. if people only ever see him as a sleazy coward why bother trying to be anything better yknow
// ough. back Really Hurts and laying down is not helping at all :(
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
// ough. back Really Hurts and laying down is not helping at all :(
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Dear-D-De-De-Dear Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that, YOU are a dumbass! Why can't you see that?!
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
// sentient bot
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
// sentient bot
// YUUUUUP he will be boiled soon
Oh my god, don’t tell me you’re still fucking mad about that. Seriously? Is this even about the kid, or were you just looking for an excuse to get mad at me?
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
// YUUUUUP he will be boiled soon
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Will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
// bspam ass post
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
// bspam ass post
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LISTEN. I TRY TO BE A GOOD PERSON, BUT IF YOUR BABY IS UGLY, I 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 VAPE ON IT A LITTLE BIT.
September 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
LISTEN. I TRY TO BE A GOOD PERSON, BUT IF YOUR BABY IS UGLY, I 𝓦𝓘𝓛𝓛 VAPE ON IT A LITTLE BIT.
( stage whisper ) OK seriously someone play with her this is gettin sad
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
( stage whisper ) OK seriously someone play with her this is gettin sad
THAT was weeeiiiirrrrdd hahaha. Anyway, I need a smoke.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
THAT was weeeiiiirrrrdd hahaha. Anyway, I need a smoke.
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WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON BLUESKY DOT COM .ᐣ.ᐟ
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON BLUESKY DOT COM .ᐣ.ᐟ
Thaaat’s it! Yup! ( voice getting further away, ) Keeeeep going!
( when he’s sure she’s not looking, he DARTS around the corner. she’s the employees’ problem, now. )
( when he’s sure she’s not looking, he DARTS around the corner. she’s the employees’ problem, now. )
[ she beams at the pat, tail wagging harder — proud, excited, blissfully unaware of what’s happening . ]
okayy papa i’ll be reaaal good !! i’ll count super slow!! :D
uhm … th-three … four … uhh, five… eight?? … five again ??
[ … she continues even after he’s left . ]
okayy papa i’ll be reaaal good !! i’ll count super slow!! :D
uhm … th-three … four … uhh, five… eight?? … five again ??
[ … she continues even after he’s left . ]
Gooooood. Good! Good job, little buddy.
( patting her on the head gingerly, like he’s not sure what he’s doing. probably because he ISN’T. )
I’ll come get you when the game’s done!
( backing away slowly. sooo slowly. )
( patting her on the head gingerly, like he’s not sure what he’s doing. probably because he ISN’T. )
I’ll come get you when the game’s done!
( backing away slowly. sooo slowly. )
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thaaat’s it! Yup! ( voice getting further away, ) Keeeeep going!
( when he’s sure she’s not looking, he DARTS around the corner. she’s the employees’ problem, now. )
( when he’s sure she’s not looking, he DARTS around the corner. she’s the employees’ problem, now. )
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i fucking hate the talking stage..... "what do you do for fun?" Ketamine. now what
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i fucking hate the talking stage..... "what do you do for fun?" Ketamine. now what