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⠀⠀⠀it talks -

⠀⠀⠀uhh. are you alive?
⠀⠀⠀c-c-can someone tell a lightner t-to turn up the school heater..?

⠀⠀⠀brrrrrr -!!
⠀⠀⠀sorry, my hollow brain shut off
Reposted by it's pippins .ᐟ.ᐟ
Let’s wear our ridiculous masks again today.
⠀⠀⠀did you know pippins can't feel real hate?

⠀⠀⠀we lack the section of our brains capable of feeling wrath and anger to the point of hatred!
⠀⠀⠀﹙ she tipped battat sideways back and forth with her own body, like a loose and slow shake. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀yeah? they're missing out.
⠀⠀⠀they think you're intimidating.
⠀⠀⠀huh-? yeah.

⠀⠀⠀we're friends, right? that's what friends do.
⠀⠀⠀because everyone's kinda special in a way?
⠀⠀⠀that's like saying you don't want any skills or something.

⠀⠀⠀i wasn't even saying you were special anyways, i just kinda like you're a jerk.
⠀⠀⠀i dunno! i'm a pippins, not a therapist.

⠀⠀⠀﹙ leaning over, he tipped his head to make it rattle as he stuck his tongue out, trying hard to make her laugh. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀just kinda want more friends who don't care i'm annoying.
I'm an unloveable mess of nothing. I ruin everything I touch, and maybe that's why the only time I'm paid attention to is out of pity. You're pitying me. Right?
⠀⠀⠀﹙ looking down in a mix of concern and judgement, she stepped closer to put a hand on her shoulder, giving two loose rubs. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀'course i would..? normal greenie's my friend.
⠀⠀⠀doesn't make you worse.

⠀⠀⠀we could be friends.
⠀⠀⠀yeah-?

⠀⠀⠀sounds like you 𝘥𝘰 have stuff you need to talk through.
⠀⠀⠀﹙ looking down in a mix of concern and judgement, she stepped closer to put a hand on her shoulder, giving two loose rubs. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀'course i would..? normal greenie's my friend.
⠀⠀⠀doesn't make you worse.

⠀⠀⠀we could be friends.
「* She just collapses to the ground, holding her head, sniffling.」


I know she's better than all of us. D-Don't think I couldn't see you praising her too.
⠀⠀⠀you don't need to yell and repeat yourself so much, sheesh -

⠀⠀⠀i just kind of thought you were really pretty and felt weird talking to you about dumb things?
⠀⠀⠀it's not like anyone really cares about me as much either.
⠀⠀⠀.. you sure?

⠀⠀⠀i was kinda sayin' the grumpier version of her was the special one. you fall into that too?

⠀⠀⠀it'd be cool to hang out!
⠀⠀⠀you don't need to yell and repeat yourself so much, sheesh -

⠀⠀⠀i just kind of thought you were really pretty and felt weird talking to you about dumb things?
⠀⠀⠀it's not like anyone really cares about me as much either.
SHE'S ALWAYS GETTING AFFECTION. ATTENTION. EVERYONE LOVES HER. EVERYONE LOVES HER EVEN LIKE THIS. MOST OF THE REST OF US ARE NOTHING IN COMPARISON. NOTHING. NOTHING.
⠀⠀⠀do you need someone to talk to, buddy??

⠀⠀⠀i have a spare meal ticket, y'know-
⠀⠀⠀look, if you need someone to complain about that weird liar version with, i'm all ears.
⠀⠀⠀YOU ALL HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS
⠀⠀⠀﹙ lifting her up a bit, they wobbled back and forth. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀you're the one i care about.
⠀⠀⠀when my boyfriend retires, i'm taking his job in the future!

⠀⠀⠀and i wanna be JUST as evil, ehehhehee.
⠀⠀⠀﹙ that earns a bright smile right back, his arms wrapping around her with a real sort of warmth. ﹚

⠀⠀⠀you're the special one.
⠀⠀⠀she was such a weird liar. so fake... she'd get kisses but just ..

⠀⠀⠀i'm glad you're a jerk now! at least you're real!!
⠀⠀⠀hehee. don't change, okay? please?
⠀⠀⠀i did!! she was like.. all super weirdly overly-sweet and everyone was kissing up because she was like you but really social and fake.

⠀⠀⠀just wanted you back, mostly... i didn't trust her.