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Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!!!

♫ MDNI. 🔞

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* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.

* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!

* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!

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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲

[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
a pixel art of a frog standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it .
Alt: A sped up gif of the Green Pippins from Chapter 4 of Deltarune gesturing wildly in front of a conspiracy board.
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Jesus christ, I'm getting a flight or fight response from my own reflection. No boundaries tonight! I guess! Why not? These fuckin' people get it! You get it, my man!!! Yeah!!!

... Is this it? Is this all there can be for someone like me? What else... is there?
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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ooc: she would make a mike theorizing subreddit.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
C'maaahhhnnn. I'm just a little dice. It's my Birthday. I -- [ Band of cats from her minigame scamper in and blow party poppers in her face because it is in fact her birthday ] BBWUGHH IT WAS JUST A JOKE
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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A cursed bomb shelter and being hated by a bunch of women. I'm... scared of being hated by women.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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HERE I AM, YOU POD BASTARDS! HEY, PODS! COME AND GET ME, YOU SCUM!
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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What am I coming to? I'm gonna melt down — blame it on the black star, blame it on the falling sky... blame it on the satellite that beams me home.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I like doin' nothin' and I like talking to myself. I'm good at it!

I don't even have to like myself to be good at it! Which works out GREAT. And why am I under pressure to have to make anyone else understand that?! FUCK 'EM!

Yeah... spite. That's the stuff. Shit, at least it's SOMETHING.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
...... Sorry???
You arent supposed to be relatable.
Are my self worth issues really obvious enough that people can tell I have them within minutes of meeting me
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OOC : // I think it Battat got more well acquainted with the internet she would become a Redditor. Sorry
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Are my self worth issues really obvious enough that people can tell I have them within minutes of meeting me
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any new on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. You're welcome.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ssometimes I forget Mike is just a regular name people can have. And a common one too
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
OOC : // Omw to class btw so replies will be slow...
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
( ... HOW MANY kids do these two have??? 💦 )
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Damn, I can't believe you're only in your 20s and already running a coal mine. Talk about #GirlBoss.
"Don't patronize me. I know you have nothing to your name, Mike."
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any new on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. You're welcome.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!

LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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( He doesn't even know my name ... )
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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MIKE let’s get a $20 Panera gift card on the desks of Lace and Swatch and the thick green one for helping out with operation Annie Extracto-ganza.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
OOC : // Sorry for only having muse for the fuckass Green Pippins and the AUs I've concocted of her. They will be boiling me soon
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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. . .

[ Rolling her wrists a little. ]

... Mmmh. Hands hurt.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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... I feel sick. Every time I have to sit back and watch her make all these friends. Watch her be loved by everyone around her but too self-absorbed to realize it.

It could've been me.

. . .

It should've been me.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM