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Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!!!

♫ MDNI. 🔞

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* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.

* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!

* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!

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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲

[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
a pixel art of a frog standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it .
Alt: A sped up gif of the Green Pippins from Chapter 4 of Deltarune gesturing wildly in front of a conspiracy board.
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A cursed bomb shelter and being hated by a bunch of women. I'm... scared of being hated by women.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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HERE I AM, YOU POD BASTARDS! HEY, PODS! COME AND GET ME, YOU SCUM!
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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What am I coming to? I'm gonna melt down — blame it on the black star, blame it on the falling sky... blame it on the satellite that beams me home.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I like doin' nothin' and I like talking to myself. I'm good at it!

I don't even have to like myself to be good at it! Which works out GREAT. And why am I under pressure to have to make anyone else understand that?! FUCK 'EM!

Yeah... spite. That's the stuff. Shit, at least it's SOMETHING.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
...... Sorry???
You arent supposed to be relatable.
Are my self worth issues really obvious enough that people can tell I have them within minutes of meeting me
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OOC : // I think it Battat got more well acquainted with the internet she would become a Redditor. Sorry
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Are my self worth issues really obvious enough that people can tell I have them within minutes of meeting me
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any new on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. You're welcome.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ssometimes I forget Mike is just a regular name people can have. And a common one too
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
OOC : // Omw to class btw so replies will be slow...
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
( ... HOW MANY kids do these two have??? 💦 )
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Damn, I can't believe you're only in your 20s and already running a coal mine. Talk about #GirlBoss.
"Don't patronize me. I know you have nothing to your name, Mike."
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any new on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. You're welcome.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!

LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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( He doesn't even know my name ... )
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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MIKE let’s get a $20 Panera gift card on the desks of Lace and Swatch and the thick green one for helping out with operation Annie Extracto-ganza.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
OOC : // Sorry for only having muse for the fuckass Green Pippins and the AUs I've concocted of her. They will be boiling me soon
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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. . .

[ Rolling her wrists a little. ]

... Mmmh. Hands hurt.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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... I feel sick. Every time I have to sit back and watch her make all these friends. Watch her be loved by everyone around her but too self-absorbed to realize it.

It could've been me.

. . .

It should've been me.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
OOC : // I have no idea why but I've been in a huge Small Mike mood lately hence why I've been having her refer to and hint at him more on this acc
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
[ Looking over at Mike having the crashing sobering realization that that could've been her ] Good fucking lord
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Her mind keeps twisting all these positive, uplifting sentiments into pity and loathing. No one else like you? That's a good thing, you bozo. No one would ever want to be like you.

Because you're you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM