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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 20m

Well... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 1h

KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!
ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 2h

Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting.
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 3h

It's quite simple, really. Three of the greatest detectives in the world — L, Coil, and Deneuve — they're all actually me. It's been my experience that people who try to find me usually fall for this.
...
I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 4h

I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 5h

Do you want me to turn around and roll my window down?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 6h

ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
DARK
DARKER
YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
SEEMS
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK

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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 7h

Swift as lightning: unparalleled Nanjo-style swordsmanship! Remember it!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 8h

besides, it’s rude to talk about people that are listening, right?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 9h

It's quite simple, really. Three of the greatest detectives in the world — L, Coil, and Deneuve — they're all actually me. It's been my experience that people who try to find me usually fall for this.
...
I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 10h

You must be... the part of myself I wished away. My lonely sister, always afraid of being left alone... You came to help me acknowledge and confront the pain of living. I finally understand... I only wish I had realized it much sooner.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 11h

KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.
BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF...
WELL, DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 12h

The two of you will feature in many tragedies and triumphs together, I'm sure.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 13h

Promise me you won't go back there, hm? Just... just stay here.

Are you... you are going to stay here, aren't you?

There, see? This is what you want. This is where we can both be happy, we really can. If we stop moving... we just have to stop moving.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 14h

Just you and me and the retching explosion of fire and metal over and over and over for all of eternity.

And Stanley died again.

And Stanley died again.

And Stanley died again.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 15h

besides, it’s rude to talk about people that are listening, right?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 16h

It's whoop-ass time!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 17h

Light, my son… from one murderer to another, I'll see you in hell.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 18h

Punish this shell, o God of Gods! Blast Our frail, worthless form to ash. We welcome thine fury! Desire beyond desire!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 19h

Be careful what you do / 'Cause God is watching your every move

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 20h

A “real man,” eh? Sounds like you're ready to die for real, man! I'm not joking.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 21h

Thou return to cross thine nail with this pure vessel. For what purpose, We can only wonder.
Does combat draw thee closer together? Dost thou also desire attunement with the Gods? Or dost thou hide some other desire deep within thee?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 22h

“Planet Popstar's destined rivals!” That's how King Dedede usually describes this special relationship, so he was crestfallen when he arrived in the new world and couldn't find Kirby. By the time they finally met, Dedede had changed from friendly rival to menace!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 23h

Hmm... that's infaccurate.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 1d

Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.