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“French fry, (oo), on the freaking ground. Am I gonna eat it? (No!) It's old and brown!” ~ 20, any prns ~ artist, writer, avid rper
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> OK . go finish your yaoi esex with the platonic ideal of divorce and then we can watch The Hole together .
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✱ The Boogiemen stand at the edge.

[ #tsunderswap #underswap #tsus ]
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
✱ The Boogiemen stand at the edge.

[ #tsunderswap #underswap #tsus ]
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I FORGOT to add a noise effect to this to match the reference.........WHATEVER
#mranttenna #deltarune #mili
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I'm so proude to be dating the Sun AND the Moon... What? You're not the Moon? You're a CLOUD? WHAT?
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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* Hey, uh, Kris?
* So, uh, sneaking actually really sucks.
* Let's just go super fast.

* (You and Susie decided to go really really fast in every Stealth Zone.)
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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* Seems That You Failed To Notice
* The Giant Freaking Robot In The Middle Of My Palace
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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* (There's a book here.)
* (You lick the page...)
* (It's delicious!)
* (This must be what they meant by flavor text.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Chips Ahoyeth, Landlubbers! Arrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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* (It's an angel doll.)
* (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.)
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@beethovenus.bsky.social sorry for the tag but it was a pleasant surprise to have you pop in on my ts!us stream earlier ... just wanted to say so :-)
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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* I... I think I'm parked.

* Parallel parked?

* As far as I know, I'm within the lines.
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Er, sorry, it kind of looks like me... I've been alone, so I didn't have anyone to model it after... Kris, since it's me, please be kind to it, OK?
September 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Good morning
September 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Susie! Susie, look! I made it to Level 2!
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Uhh, wait. No, no, no. That was very weird. What is wrong with you?
September 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Verily! You preach true, honest words.
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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But wait, these twists and turns are getting odd. Or... am I the one the rhythm can't catch? This notion of happiness is quite strange.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ahaha...! YOU look like a fellow entrepreneur. Let me shake your hand and collect your genius germs.
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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O-oweth! The houses, thoust fool! THE HOUSES!!!
September 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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* i'm sans.
* your friendly neighborhood skeleton.
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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- They won't stop! They're never gonna stop! I'm so scared …

- All right — calm down, calm down. How about this? I'll tell them you died.

- Great idea! Thank you. Love you.

- HE’S DEAD! GO AWAY, HE’S DEAD!!!
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Shinji get in the fucking recording booth
im late on this meme sorry the actor and the character
September 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM