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Dear Genie: your Boss is our target today, but the smoke is in the way of our business. Would you kindly get rid of it at once?
(It's not functioning. That's concerning.)
(ungodly demonic screeching and sobbing)
L-listen to me! Regrettably, I'm v-very hard-working and sh-shouldn't be in a place full of morons having FUN.
I keep heawing voices inside my head... They teww me to eat my veggies!
Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.
Perhaps you have other suggestions?
Let's not make any compromises. I must get rid of this smoke to reach the Boss, and it looks like this BATHROOM could be the key to our business's success.
I am f-feeling sick in this p-place.
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
(Any good business would be open all hours.)
Verily! You preach true, honest words.
Oh no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no! No no no! I just came here to bring you a gift.
I... I crave freedom and, and the G— BATHROOM is my only escape!
(Any good business would be open all hours.)
(Something out of place.)
Dare I ask you for some private time with the famous entity?
Aha, it looks like I'm the best and you're the worst! Wonder who got the chest hair? ... Where are we, anyways?