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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 2h

I mean, why are people so surprised to find out that JD Vance has always been a sniveling, two-faced asshole even long before he shapeshifted into a Nazi-hugging bigot?

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 3h

After being cooked.

Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, I should know this by heart, so shame on me. Google says "good in moderation"

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 6h

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 7h

Is it safe for dogs to eat raw pumpkin?

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 10h

It's a hydra, I mean, remember about Vought and Miller.

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 11h

Tragically, the one thing worse than humanity's ancient, sacred hobby of picking the very, very worst of humanity to be their heroes is humanity's other ancient, sacred hobby of forcing everyone to worship their awful heroes under penalty of death.

Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 11h

Then there's also the problem of how the GOP, and not the Democrats, have shut down the government.

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 11h

Even the Nixon Administration sued him for being such an awful, racist slumlord.

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 12h

On the one hand, they're that desperate for more minions, on the other hand, they're hoping that a new crop of ICE agents who can't walk more than twenty paces without collapsing onto their knees from crippling oxygen insufficiency are more likely to shoot those evil brown people

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 15h

I'm working on a recipe for "Opah lasagna"

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Matt Friedman @friedmanlab.bsky.social · 17h

With opahs as the theme for this week's #Sundayfishsketch, maybe we'll see some cool art of fossil relatives. Here's the type specimen of the lampriform Turkmene from the earliest Eocene of Turkmenistan, ~56 Ma. Specimen at the Paleontological Institute, Moscow.

Fossil skeleton of deep-bodied fish related to modern opahs on a dark tan matrix. A blot of red paint at the top of the specimen indicates it is a type.

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 16h

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Commissions are now closed!!! @secret-agent-art.bsky.social · 1d

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 1d

How about House II?

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 1d

Drawtober Day 24: Delivery

(Even werewolves have to pay rent)

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 1d

Tlaquanaru

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 2d

I think Prime Minister Carney will just go off into a corner and poutine

Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, it's "Chinese Roulette"

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Creepy-Ghoul ✨️🎃 @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 3d

Alright, no more working on this today lol

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Stanton @stanton.bsky.social · 2d

And yet, the people who think that this is a good thing get mad when we ask them why they worship an adjudicated rapist and child molester client of Jeffrey Epstein as "God," they get all touchy and hurt.

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Josh Abraham @thejoshabraham.bsky.social · 2d

Space Cats!

[New print available: thejoshshop.etsy.com/listing/4392... ]

Cartoon portraits of some favorite interstellar cats: The Cat from Outer Space; Jonesy from Aliens, Mr. Bigglesworth; Orion from Men in Black; Spot from Star Trek, Sox from Lightyear, Goose from Captain Marvel, and ... uh ... Lucky from Alf.

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風目艮彡 @kamikiririp.bsky.social · 2d

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