Considering as how Trump's actual body weight without his clothing, toupee, shoelifts of POWER, his pancake makeup and spray on tan is actually 17.6 pounds, this Weekend At Trumpie's has been going on for well over a decade.

Then there's potato+tomato
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You'd think that that'd be easy, but Trump is still very much aware, despite having fewer functioning ganglia than fingers, that if he did that, his employer would see to it that he immediately joins his former coworker, Yevgeny Pringlezapped, in Hell.

*five minutes later*

Lord President Former Co President doesn't even eat food. He just does drugs to disassociate from himself because he's so much of an intolerable asshole, not even he can stand himself.

Unfortunately for my teacher at the time, that, and the question of "can you use the tube in an enema kit as a straw?" were within his scope of practice.

"I'm the alpha in the relationship."
"Really?"
"You beta believe it."

A cruel tooth

That's what happens when you let Nazis write the history books and program google.

You'd think that it would be common knowledge that the excuse of "Ich habe lediglich meine Befehle befolgt" failed miserably to spare said large number of Germans from being executed, but, Nazis are compelled to sabotage education to increase their recruitment drives for a reason, after all.

When I was training to be a medical assistant, one of my teachers told us of two questions in the ER that have haunted him ever since, one being "how do you get suppository out of dentures?"

I mean, besides Project 2025, why else would Trump cancel production of the penny?

People are aware of Trump's reputation for having a mighty need to go out of his way to maliciously inconvenience people as his primary source of nourishment outside of sexually assaulting people and McFish Fillets, right?

On the one hand, I love eel, so I would bake the pie for myself. On the other hand, I find few things more nourishing than watching the expressions of horrified disgust on people's faces as they watch me eat.

No, because if he was, then he'd be using lutefisk