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Stacia J.
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I love corruption and candy
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Simpsons Sugar GIF
Alt: Homer Simpson trying to chase off the bees who have found his big pile of sugar he stole from a sugar truck that ran off the road and spilled.
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A small reminder, especially if you struggle with low mood in the winter, that this is just 8 or 9 weeks away, fewer in some cases 👇🏼🌱🌱
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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“I’m descended from wolves”
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The best corners of the world and web are narrated, with whimsy and kindness, by one voice--
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Photo of Lt. Masters played by Janet MacLachlan
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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‘Did he ever struggle to sell his stolen paintings? Sometimes, he said. But he never held on to them for long. “One thing you can do, which I did 200 times,” he told me, “is burn them.”’
The Hardest-Working Art Thief in History
The 'Social Register' was a who’s who of America’s rich and powerful—the heirs of robber barons, scions of political dynasties, and descendants of 'Mayflower' passengers. It was also the perfect hit l...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/a...
After 167 Years in New York, a Priceless Coin Collection Heads to Toledo
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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you open a tin of sardines and each sardine has a little edible hat
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Quinn is back with an excellent Small Story. It’s got everything - Blood, mystery, family lore, and, as (almost) always, kittens.
Also, a sales pitch for her wonderful books, with a portion of proceeds going to charities.
Hello! I used to do this on Twitter. I am thinking of doing this again over here so am running experiment to see if putting up threaded stories on here is worth the extra step. If you want a non-threaded version, the entire story is at my Patreon account, not behind a paywall.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Textbook cover art by Leo and Diane Dillon (1971)
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mmm hmm. "Hermeneutic Abjection Metabolizes Puerile Cognition Into Concept" for a list name makes you sound super sane and very smart.

The list creator's ID resolves to wintermute. myatproto. social which doesn't seem to be active right now.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ugh I hate it when people spout off with something they clearly did not think through but also you know them well enough that you can't say anything to them, no matter how mild, without them getting upset
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.

*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Doing chores off and on tonight and genuinely thought it had been like two hours since I last logged in but I just realized it had only been about 40 minutes
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Every year I look forward to sharing my Advent Calendar online. My mother made this by hand in 1976 or 1977. There no Velcro or glue - everything is sewn onto the panels in her tiny little stitches. Day One is a very content looking felt cow with a tiny French knot for her eye. #AdventCalendar
December 1, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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go to town little man
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
literally every single shitheaded comment I've gotten since roughly mid-November has been from a man doing a Well Actually, a You Hate Waffles, or the classic No You're Wrong followed by saying something incredibly stupid that he thinks is very smart and correct
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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This was a LOT of fun to research and write. And there's a part 2 coming!

bit.ly/table-reads
Exclusive: The Inside Story Of The TNG Incident That Ended Star Trek Table Reads For 3 Decades
It wasn't exactly constructive criticism.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I loved rosencrantz and guildenstern but I haven't forgotten that stoppard stood with Rowling when she went full mask off so unless someone has some kind of update re transphobia? I'm gonna go with 'eh'.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM