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Spurt Magoo

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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16h

I'm not planning on getting into the habit of posting a lot but I'll probably post about movies or dumb bullshit here and again

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16h

One of my fave horror sequels of all time

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16h

😄

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 16h

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 2d

If Wheels on Meals doesn't get someone hyped idk what will.

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 2d

It's such a beautiful love letter to making movies it got me tearing up at the end

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 2d

People might find the goofball comedy typical of these kinds of hong kong movies dominates the first two thirds, but I love that stuff and the action in the last half hour is so fucking good. Seeing Big Trouble in Little China as a kid primed to fall in love with this type of stuff.

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 2d

Ones I would not recommend at all unless you're a masochist like me:

Screamboat (2025)
Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025)
Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) (Rewatch)
Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002)

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 2d

The Boy from Hell (2004)
Slaxx (2020)
The Peacock King (1988)
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
The Cat (1992)
The Black Cat (1934)
Carnival of Souls (1962) (Rewatch)

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · 2d

Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend:

Terrifier 3 (2024)
Magic Cop (1990)
Cannibal Mukbang (2023)
Bring Her Back (2025)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
Ghostwatch (1992)
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Detention (2011)
Return of the Demon (1987)

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Sep 6

Since livingtheline seems to be one of the few publishers putting out non Ito/Umezu horror stuff I'm hoping they eventually put some of his work out as part of their smudge series.

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Feb 8

My real answer is Left Behind

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Feb 8

Mandy betrayer smh

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Feb 7

I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe

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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Apr 27

Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation

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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · May 3

Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Jan 21

No

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Jan 21

Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Dec 23

Good stuff

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · Dec 23

honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Dec 23

Lol

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Dec 16

Ngl some weird stuff going on here. Glad to see this place has its own distinct brand of mental illness. Godspeed.

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Dec 16

Completely forgot about this app lol

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Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · May 15

I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls*

Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social · Sep 10

Explaining shit that happens on Twitter to people IRL already puts you in the top percentile of repellent weirdos but explaining bluesky stuff to people IRL will just end a friendship immediately. No drama. No hassle. Put that information in your back pocket just in case.