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Spurt Magoo
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Absurd
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November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It makes me laugh to think about. "You fucked up our strategy we came up with in a fit of panic and hysteria by continuing to run on the ticket you won the nomination for fair and square. That makes you a bad guy."
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cuomo was the only major candidate who lost a primary, and then only ran on an independent ticket because schizo billionaire Bill Ackman gave him tens of millions to sabotage Zohran. That Sliwa. Such a spoiler.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah I'm tempering my expectations lol
October 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's also a good example of how you can have moments of comedy without undercutting the subject matter (silly though it is).
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Gonna finish out the series. Strong first two entries.
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sorority Babes is very much in a similar category to Chopping Mall or something. Had a blast with it. Tourist Trap is a real hidden gem. Sure it's ripping off everything from Texas Chainsaw to Psycho to Carrie, but it's really well done imo.
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
First one is pretty rough, but the two sequels are a lot of fun if you can get into the headspace to enjoy absolutely tasteless sleazy slasher trash. Probably makes more sense to watch them all, but you could get away with skipping the first one.
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One of most emotionally stirring horror films I think I've ever seen. I was also surprised to find out it's one of those movies you wouldn't imagine Ebert would fuck with but for whatever reason he totally got it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The adage about the left being correct but too early continues to be the defining feature of American politics.
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My main takeaway from the protests doesn't have anything to do with some larpers online are saying, but If I were this guy and that were my concern I'd be more troubled by the fact Debbie from HR has a closer worldview to the online communists he hates than him.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I do in fact feel very owned that the average democratic voter now mostly agrees with my worldview and believes yours has utterly failed
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Truly 😔
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm not planning on getting into the habit of posting a lot but I'll probably post about movies or dumb bullshit here and again
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of my fave horror sequels of all time
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
😄
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If Wheels on Meals doesn't get someone hyped idk what will.
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's such a beautiful love letter to making movies it got me tearing up at the end
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM