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@spookyfox.bsky.social
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• blm ♥ acab ♥ free palestine ♥ queer af
• icon art by @seadeepspace.bsky.social
• I mostly RT art and things I think should be shared
• blm ♥ acab ♥ free palestine ♥ queer af
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hey remember that bsky doesn't have an algorithm and if you'd like to be sure you see your mutuals' posts, save this feed and pin it to your dash.
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I’m going to attempt to make a thread of quoted tips like this for new users so I can point my friends to it. Wish me luck. 🤞🏻
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
btw I took amphetamines* for the first time yesterday & never felt sleepy but fell immediately unconscious when I went to bed and I feel like I just got flushed out of the pod in the matrix & am finally seeing this alleged “real” world others claim to live in
*started on prescription adderall lmao
*started on prescription adderall lmao
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
btw I took amphetamines* for the first time yesterday & never felt sleepy but fell immediately unconscious when I went to bed and I feel like I just got flushed out of the pod in the matrix & am finally seeing this alleged “real” world others claim to live in
*started on prescription adderall lmao
*started on prescription adderall lmao
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Long shot but does anyone have a spare VGen invite?
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Long shot but does anyone have a spare VGen invite?
But are the last three cries “wow” or “look out”?
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
But are the last three cries “wow” or “look out”?
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
I don’t know why I get a notification every time someone blocks me but every time I get one right after I post some woke rant it soothes my soul
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don’t know why I get a notification every time someone blocks me but every time I get one right after I post some woke rant it soothes my soul
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about dancing with yetis. It's about making ill-advised, Faustian bargains with the Peppermint Man. It's about shrinking down the super rich and trapping them in snow globe pocket dimensions.
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about family togetherness. It's about dancing with yetis. It's about making ill-advised, Faustian bargains with the Peppermint Man. It's about shrinking down the super rich and trapping them in snow globe pocket dimensions.
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Any time I ever feel insecure about myself, my personage, my body, my contribution to the world, which, you know, is not infrequently!, I comfort myself by thinking about how the world's richest man would give his actual human dick to have made 1/100 of the people I have feel positive towards him
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Any time I ever feel insecure about myself, my personage, my body, my contribution to the world, which, you know, is not infrequently!, I comfort myself by thinking about how the world's richest man would give his actual human dick to have made 1/100 of the people I have feel positive towards him
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
While I’m ranting, yesterday my mom made the mistake of making a comment about how “we” allowed ourselves to “lose” all our manufacturing to China and I’m afraid I Went Off.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
While I’m ranting, yesterday my mom made the mistake of making a comment about how “we” allowed ourselves to “lose” all our manufacturing to China and I’m afraid I Went Off.
FedEx and UPS both charge $9-15 for a pickup, which must be scheduled in advance (+ additional surcharges for residential and “remote” areas), or $8-30+ WEEKLY — $400-1500+ annually depending on how many days a week.
USPS comes to your house 6 days a week and you just have to put up a little flag.
USPS comes to your house 6 days a week and you just have to put up a little flag.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
FedEx and UPS both charge $9-15 for a pickup, which must be scheduled in advance (+ additional surcharges for residential and “remote” areas), or $8-30+ WEEKLY — $400-1500+ annually depending on how many days a week.
USPS comes to your house 6 days a week and you just have to put up a little flag.
USPS comes to your house 6 days a week and you just have to put up a little flag.
tfw someone says some ridiculous gendered nonsense but it’s also accidentally gender affirming bc keroppi was ya boy
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
tfw someone says some ridiculous gendered nonsense but it’s also accidentally gender affirming bc keroppi was ya boy
Gift received so I can finally post this fun little project I did!
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Gift received so I can finally post this fun little project I did!
The Duality of Man
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Duality of Man
Still thinking about this and in my state (TN) they make you list a “reason” when petitioning for a legal name change. I knew the records were public so I put something to the effect of “personal preference” but it’s terrifying that there are so many ways for the gov’t to make a database of us.
These petty fucking bigots man. These fucking scumbags. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
www.npr.org
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Still thinking about this and in my state (TN) they make you list a “reason” when petitioning for a legal name change. I knew the records were public so I put something to the effect of “personal preference” but it’s terrifying that there are so many ways for the gov’t to make a database of us.
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Being unable to tolerate frustration + chasing social media clout gotta be a big reason why ppl jumped on the gen ai machine to churn out slop
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Being unable to tolerate frustration + chasing social media clout gotta be a big reason why ppl jumped on the gen ai machine to churn out slop
I know I’m not even the first monster to do this.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I know I’m not even the first monster to do this.
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again