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splootygooters
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ssssssssomebody compost me!!!!
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heh... perhaps if you spent less time "re-posting" and more time "riposte-ing" i would not have defeated you so soundly in single combat. think on this in your last moment before i strike you down
let's get you and me on a boat to Hog Island and I'll give you The Most Dangerous Game experience you crave
big hat for sun... real linen.... don't drop your turkey leg or fools will pose next to it and roast you
i always stay armed, just in case. you never know when a situation will demand action... better to be prepared than to be found lacking
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i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support
i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support
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printing this out, bedazzling it, putting it on my fridge
alex graham ukelele apology countdown timer
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If you're an oaf, this is a golden age. There's never been a better time to be someone who says "wow I never thought about it that way" in response to literally everything
They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.
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there is value in honing a freaking craft!!!! the high i feel when i make a story, when i draw a character.... you'll never fucking take it from me lmao!!!! call it worthless and antiquated all you want, id rather die than let chatgpt eat my dinner and fuck my wife
it's a lot easier on the homesickness to get to see a dumb little photo of my town on the internet
Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:
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I’m not really that worried about getting shot in my neighborhood, but sometimes I get distracted by the thought of what if someone else gets shot and busts thru my door needing me to drive them to the hospital when I’m in the middle of jerking off
back in the U S of A bayby

time to get back Online *i open my phone and turn the brightness up so high i get sunburnt while i read the worst posts i can imagine*
how did you work up the courage to jump off and launch nothing doing? and what was the preceding period like re: planning and what have ya, like was there a definitive goal/point of "okay i'm ready now" that was quite clear
i am still in touch with youssef and have been keeping him and his family afloat, but the renewal of the war has again increased prices of food and medicine

i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co...
unliking to relike because of how good this is!!! christ
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the megablox dragon poster behind the bed gave me a concussive flashback
oh my gooood she's got the slapping bits and the slides down and everything 🥲
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Tired of people writing about their opinions and experiences. Instead, consider writing about dragons, time machines, or even a large energy weapon.