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stimothée phallomet

stimothée phallomet

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stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · Feb 20

First take the head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly to remove the head from your brother's ass

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 9d

I love cashiers, I’ve never had a bad interaction with one and I’m proud to be one

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 9d

She checked my id and then she goes “that’s not the name you go by is it love”

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 9d

Lowkey Needed that (lovingly clocked by the motherly dollar general cashier)

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 11d

Nice afternoon

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 12d

Expert move

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 15d

I love seeing Rachael Ray in the news

LGBTQ Nation: Rachael Ray thought her husband was gay when they met because he knew how to cook tilapia

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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 18d

this bitch talking about defending the rule of law. doesn't exist idiot. "I will defend the tooth fairy" ass

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18d

In Illinois, we will do everything within our power to look out for our neighbors, uphold the Constitution, and defend the rule of law.

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 19d

Man cave

Bek’s office

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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 19d

Two Rats - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 27d

POV I’m stuck in ur phone

Bek pressing his face against a window

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 28d

Doodling at the bar type shit

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 28d

Anyone could be an idiot

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 29d

I’m like if an incel had unbelievable swag and sucked madddd dick

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · 29d

Ellen DeGemerous has prolly eaten more pussy than me, which honestly makes me pretty upset

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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 29d

The Starry Night - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · Sep 21

Crimson and clover??? But I don’t hardly know er

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · Sep 19

Indigo Girls or Hootie & The Blowfish or DC Talk

Carlos Estrada @ctothelos77.bsky.social · Sep 18

What is Dad playing?

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · Sep 19

Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

WSW view from the Muskegon South Pierhead Lighthouse with the channel entrance in the foreground and Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at: 2025-09-19 22:02:01 UTC (about 5 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Muskegon: 83.48 F | 28.60 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: E at 10.357 mph | 16.66 kph // Humidity: 51%

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · Sep 19

When someone in my vicinity isn’t a perfect genius, I cringe, I become angry, I shit myself and hit myself on the head a bunch.

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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · Sep 14

Tabernacle in the heath - 1886
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13987

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · Sep 13

Is there a mr. Fine shyt?

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · Sep 13

Current* conditions near Menominee, MI:

Rotating view around Menominee Marina on Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2025-09-13 11:50:07 UTC (about 16 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Menominee: 60.90 F | 16.06 C // Precip: mist // Wind: N at 0 mph | 0 kph // Humidity: 100%

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · Sep 13

i think its about time that i found Jesus

A powerpoint slide headed "Go to church and get:"
and then there's a picture of an iPhone with speach bubbles coming out of it saying "Donuts" "Bacon" "Hot Dogs "Sausage" and "Ice Cream"

stimothée phallomet @havetopissbadly.bsky.social · Sep 12

Tim meadows should be in every show