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splinterhamato.bsky.social
rat dad @ GATEway FATE
@splinterhamato.bsky.social
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hey im rat dad I love cosplay & animating/editing but I mostly tweet anime bullshit. I made that one asuka amv. Leftist. Largely transformers & ffxiv. Also jayvik 💖 @eepysleepy.bsky.social ratdad.carrd.co kaenan|30|they/he|transmasc lesbian
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · Nov 14
drove to the theater to see end of evangelion and forgot what my car looks like until I got there
A photo of me standing next to my car on the day I went to see End of Evangelion in theaters with my wife, 3/20/24. Notably, my car’s license plate reads “ASUKAS” and is surrounded by numerous Asuka, evangelion & unit 02 bumper stickers. My license plate has the nasa logo on it and says “Langley Research Center”, Asuka’s middle name. My car is the noble 2013 Toyota Prius V, the car of kings, and emblazoned upon its rear bumper is my embarrassing collection of bumper stickers. From left to right, they are the TMNT logo, the sheikah slate eye from Zelda, a pink chocobo from final fantasy, the decepticon insignia from transformers, kanan jarrus’s personal logo from Star Wars rebels, a silhouette of homura from Madoka Magica in her grief seed, and the words “plus ultra” from my hero academia. I need to replace that last one with something more contemporary like trigun or devil may cry but I haven’t gotten around to it. I myself am standing to the left of my car, wearing an asuka t-shirt, my customary hiking pants, and my ever-present pink boat shoes. I am also sporting my transformers ski jacket, which is a boy’s children’s extra extra large. I am covering my face in humiliation at the crushing realization that I am a parody of myself.
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 13m
Us: [singing the wicked soundtrack in the car]
My wife: “I like that my wife is singing it a very conservative two octaves down”
Me: “I’m playing it very safe. I know where I belong”
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nao 🔜 gateway fate @elidibus.amaurot.social · 8h
We had to come see the actual most impressive feat of human ingenuity and construction: Cahokia! The largest precolonial (medieval era) city in North America! I’ve also been told by every other archaeologist I know that I had to see this so I have. I hope I can come back again to learn more!
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nao 🔜 gateway fate @elidibus.amaurot.social · 9h
Goodbye, St. Louis/St. Charles! It’s been awesome. Lovely con at @gatewayfate.bsky.social but ngl the real stars for me are these bridges I love bridges so much. Also that nice Arch.
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 1h
they playin kpop demon hunters on the loudspeaker at 10pm in this rest stop in ohio
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 6h
Tada!!
Emmanellain sitting fruitily in Sicard’s lap, surrounded by other FFXIV players swapping stickers with each other Emmanellain and sicard leaning against each other next to a table in the same convention center board meeting room full of sticker exchangers. They both have one hand on their hip and the other on their mans. They are gay
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 6h
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY INSPIRED
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 11h
MY LITTLE PRINCESS!!!!!!
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 21h
ME TOO THANKS!!!!!
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 21h
Put on Ianthe cosplay fit with the Zenos makeup and wig. Reached peak unsettling white woman
#zostingposting
Image of a Zenos cosplayer sitting on a couch. Their hands are folded in front of their face, and they are leaning forward, elbows on knees.
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 21h
this one is usually homura akemi’s from madoka so I guess he stole it from her
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Cicadako @cicadako.bsky.social · 1d
Estinien ambushed by red gremlins
#ffxiv
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
MI COMPA ARDBERTO!!!!!!
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Fruity Snacks🎣post GATEway FATE eternal nap @fisherfruity.bsky.social · 1d
Someone lose a list #FFXIV
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
I WAS INDEED
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tako taco @heytakotaco.bsky.social · 4d
“Thank you for helping me with my hair my friend!” #grahatia #ffxiv #grahaxwol #finalfantasy
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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 2d
me when bsky devs open their mouth: fuck this place. burn it down for all i care

me when any RWer reports on their experience here: 100.000 years prosperity to the bluesky empire, on which the sun will never set
mommunism.bsky.social Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 2d
Keep it up lol
We are KIRK ARMY NOW 1983-2025 Mike @BigMike31491329 •15m Replying to @catturd2 I got on @bluesky yesterday wanting to troll and have a good time. After about 20 minutes, I had to delete said account. They are disgusting! Mostly porn, trans porn, and just. I had to delete that account and wash my eyes.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 1d
having a normal one #zostingposting
A Zenos cosplayer sitting in an office chair and holding a cup full of fruit loops. They’re smiling in a somewhat sinister manner and sipping mango juice out of a juice box
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
I strongly approve of and encourage both of these things
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nao 🔜 gateway fate @elidibus.amaurot.social · 2d
It’s crazy they put two Jesus figures in FFXIV and one is a villain and the other is a sentient ear of corn
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
LISTEN I WANNA but that’s usually cianon’s special con for visiting a specific dear friend and I don’t wanna intrude sjdhhdjfjfj
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
I HOPE U GET TO SHINE AGAIN FOR AN FFXIV AUDIENCE ASAP!!!!
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
I MISSED YOU I THOUGHT OF YOU SO MUCH
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 1d
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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rat dad @ GATEway FATE @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22h
megan is always relevant
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 23h
Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"
michaelcaley.bsky.social Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 1d
Actual Voters have takes so much wilder than anyone online could imagine
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