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Cianon | 26 | Fandom quarantine zone and art account | elf guy… ☝️🫥
not always sfw
Tags: #ffxivart #ff14art #friendwoldoodles #wolart #zostingposting
not always sfw
Tags: #ffxivart #ff14art #friendwoldoodles #wolart #zostingposting
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Shannon (@artsyshannanigans)
Check out Shannon's commissions and portfolio! | 26-year-old illustrator and animator! ...
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✌️ This is my fandom/fanart account!
I largely dabble in ffxiv with some Trigun, Hadesgame, etc. sprinkled in.
Art tag: #ciart (I’ll be qrting old art w this soon) #zommscomms
WoL/Azem tags: #sneebposting #sneeblore #applore
Misc but funny/important: #zostingposting
Yapping tag: #zyaps
VGen:
I largely dabble in ffxiv with some Trigun, Hadesgame, etc. sprinkled in.
Art tag: #ciart (I’ll be qrting old art w this soon) #zommscomms
WoL/Azem tags: #sneebposting #sneeblore #applore
Misc but funny/important: #zostingposting
Yapping tag: #zyaps
VGen:
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☽ WILL LIGHT EMBRACE OR DARKNESS CONSUME? ☾
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
☽ WILL LIGHT EMBRACE OR DARKNESS CONSUME? ☾
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
Themis FFXIV illustration because P11 lives in my head rent free
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This weekend is last call for these! I've got a couple more slots, and once this closes I'll pick the last few from hat's submitted and get them done so I can order the standees! :3
HELLO!!! 🌱
I'm going to be opening Standee commissions!!
Get your little guy, YCH-type standee of your WOL* to hang out on your desk.
Opens 11/15, 12PM CST
Not FCFS, 10 slots at a time!!
vgen.co/carmine
#commissions #vgen #ffxiv
I'm going to be opening Standee commissions!!
Get your little guy, YCH-type standee of your WOL* to hang out on your desk.
Opens 11/15, 12PM CST
Not FCFS, 10 slots at a time!!
vgen.co/carmine
#commissions #vgen #ffxiv
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This weekend is last call for these! I've got a couple more slots, and once this closes I'll pick the last few from hat's submitted and get them done so I can order the standees! :3
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just kidding I got the google drive link. here u go :)
(these were NOT ripped by me, the folder belongs to ivaryspice on twt. please do not ask me questions about this stuff I cannot give you any info LOL) drive.google.com/drive/folder...
(these were NOT ripped by me, the folder belongs to ivaryspice on twt. please do not ask me questions about this stuff I cannot give you any info LOL) drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
just kidding I got the google drive link. here u go :)
(these were NOT ripped by me, the folder belongs to ivaryspice on twt. please do not ask me questions about this stuff I cannot give you any info LOL) drive.google.com/drive/folder...
(these were NOT ripped by me, the folder belongs to ivaryspice on twt. please do not ask me questions about this stuff I cannot give you any info LOL) drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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didn't feel like tweaking this any further but if anyone else wants to get their paws on it to polish it up or port it to other races, i threw it onto my mod graveyard trello
trello.com/c/MndU6IO6/3...
trello.com/c/MndU6IO6/3...
rough xiv mobile hair port bc i was bored. texture style match isn't 100%, i couldn't find much documentation on the texture types used for the originals so i kinda just compared them by eye and switched stuff up where it made sense. came out alright i guess. public maybe...? idk
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
didn't feel like tweaking this any further but if anyone else wants to get their paws on it to polish it up or port it to other races, i threw it onto my mod graveyard trello
trello.com/c/MndU6IO6/3...
trello.com/c/MndU6IO6/3...
took a break from drawing oomf wols and I think I forgot what he looks like chat am I cooked
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
took a break from drawing oomf wols and I think I forgot what he looks like chat am I cooked
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me & my wife’s wols are exactly like Glinda & Elphaba because 1.) they are pink & goth respectively, 2.) the goth one is way more powerful and capable than the pink one, and 3.) they are in a lesbian-centric semi-non-sexual throuple with them and Jonathan Bailey
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
me & my wife’s wols are exactly like Glinda & Elphaba because 1.) they are pink & goth respectively, 2.) the goth one is way more powerful and capable than the pink one, and 3.) they are in a lesbian-centric semi-non-sexual throuple with them and Jonathan Bailey
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aoibhe was the first mage in mhach to contract with a voidsent and, after 1500 years (mostly in stone), her body is particularly entwined and she requires it pretty frequently. frankly she mostly takes it from blood, either bottles of spoken blood she buys or from quin’a her beloved wife
Ok #wolqotd because I was discussing it with some friends and now want to hear about everyone else~
If your oc gives/receives aether in some way shape or form, in what ways (traditional or non traditional) do they do so?
NSFW replies are fine just make sure to indicate as such!
If your oc gives/receives aether in some way shape or form, in what ways (traditional or non traditional) do they do so?
NSFW replies are fine just make sure to indicate as such!
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
aoibhe was the first mage in mhach to contract with a voidsent and, after 1500 years (mostly in stone), her body is particularly entwined and she requires it pretty frequently. frankly she mostly takes it from blood, either bottles of spoken blood she buys or from quin’a her beloved wife
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that one mutual whos way into mhach:
im really into mhach
im really into mhach
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
that one mutual whos way into mhach:
im really into mhach
im really into mhach
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WIP...
Nevermind the anime girl looking up drawing challenge; my nemesis has always been this tilted slightly off-centre angle for some reason. Spent most of the day yesterday just getting this far 😬
#FFXIV
Nevermind the anime girl looking up drawing challenge; my nemesis has always been this tilted slightly off-centre angle for some reason. Spent most of the day yesterday just getting this far 😬
#FFXIV
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
WIP...
Nevermind the anime girl looking up drawing challenge; my nemesis has always been this tilted slightly off-centre angle for some reason. Spent most of the day yesterday just getting this far 😬
#FFXIV
Nevermind the anime girl looking up drawing challenge; my nemesis has always been this tilted slightly off-centre angle for some reason. Spent most of the day yesterday just getting this far 😬
#FFXIV
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yona wip if i have the strength
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
yona wip if i have the strength
It all started when I was about 4 years old and found a tiny Legolas figure and thought “this is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen” #wolqotd
✨ #wolqotd ✨
what made you choose the race(s) you play?
what made you choose the race(s) you play?
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It all started when I was about 4 years old and found a tiny Legolas figure and thought “this is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen” #wolqotd
having European friends is so stressful bc you go in to say hello or goodbye and you don’t know if you’re supposed to kiss their cheek or not when u hug them. And also whether it’s the left or the right one. (/lh) #zyaps
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
having European friends is so stressful bc you go in to say hello or goodbye and you don’t know if you’re supposed to kiss their cheek or not when u hug them. And also whether it’s the left or the right one. (/lh) #zyaps
Heartbreaking news! Was missing the old bard artifact armors, so Arsene once again has a long coat and a stupid hat (/affectionate)
I’m :^( that I didn’t really like the DT bard AF gear,,, weh #zyaps
I’m :^( that I didn’t really like the DT bard AF gear,,, weh #zyaps
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Heartbreaking news! Was missing the old bard artifact armors, so Arsene once again has a long coat and a stupid hat (/affectionate)
I’m :^( that I didn’t really like the DT bard AF gear,,, weh #zyaps
I’m :^( that I didn’t really like the DT bard AF gear,,, weh #zyaps
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
Manifest me getting to make art over the next two days please. I have 14 hours straight of work and dr appts (basically has been the case every days past two weeks) so I would like to Pursue Recreation,,, #zyaps
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Manifest me getting to make art over the next two days please. I have 14 hours straight of work and dr appts (basically has been the case every days past two weeks) so I would like to Pursue Recreation,,, #zyaps
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coming back to this to get more eyes on it. this is 100% illegal. an unauthorized stranger not even working in healthcare calling you to confirm your disability is a violation of HIPAA. these things couldn't even be asked by my workplace when going on medical leave.
#FFXIV FanFest is neither a safe nor accessible convention.
-People asking for disability accessibility need to have a phone call to prove their needs
-they then must agree to specific accessibility accommodations within 24 hours of a follow up email or schedule another full phone call.
1/6
-People asking for disability accessibility need to have a phone call to prove their needs
-they then must agree to specific accessibility accommodations within 24 hours of a follow up email or schedule another full phone call.
1/6
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
coming back to this to get more eyes on it. this is 100% illegal. an unauthorized stranger not even working in healthcare calling you to confirm your disability is a violation of HIPAA. these things couldn't even be asked by my workplace when going on medical leave.
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If you see this, post a monster.
The weather forecast today is [■■■■] and cloudy.
The weather forecast today is [■■■■] and cloudy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you see this, post a monster.
The weather forecast today is [■■■■] and cloudy.
The weather forecast today is [■■■■] and cloudy.
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Extremely quick doodle of Urianger in that outfit I was talking about
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Extremely quick doodle of Urianger in that outfit I was talking about
it’s fucked up that one of Arsene’s like. Most developed and thought through NPC relationships is with Thancred, purely because of how much he Does Not Like Him (50% petty 50% legitimate) (being said i personally do like thancred in a “dunking him in milk” kind of way) #zyaps #sneebposting
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
it’s fucked up that one of Arsene’s like. Most developed and thought through NPC relationships is with Thancred, purely because of how much he Does Not Like Him (50% petty 50% legitimate) (being said i personally do like thancred in a “dunking him in milk” kind of way) #zyaps #sneebposting
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i forgor the wifi password here
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i forgor the wifi password here
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“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
I like giving ocs random, mundane qualities bc it makes them feel more Real to me.
Anyway spent a nonzero amount of time yesterday talking about how Arsene has hypogeusia bc he got a TBI from his sister pushing him down the stairs when he was like. 5.
#zyaps #sneebposting
Anyway spent a nonzero amount of time yesterday talking about how Arsene has hypogeusia bc he got a TBI from his sister pushing him down the stairs when he was like. 5.
#zyaps #sneebposting
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I like giving ocs random, mundane qualities bc it makes them feel more Real to me.
Anyway spent a nonzero amount of time yesterday talking about how Arsene has hypogeusia bc he got a TBI from his sister pushing him down the stairs when he was like. 5.
#zyaps #sneebposting
Anyway spent a nonzero amount of time yesterday talking about how Arsene has hypogeusia bc he got a TBI from his sister pushing him down the stairs when he was like. 5.
#zyaps #sneebposting
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Zenos new hair style
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Zenos new hair style